Heaven Raiser: i do wat the bible says
Response by another poster: You don't shave?! You don't eat seafood?! You don't wear clothes that are made from more than two fabrics?
HeavenRaiser: how you get that from the bible? seriously it says don't have the sides of your hair and the tips of your beard, I get my barber to do it for me, it says not to wear cloths made of two materials cotton and polyester are the same material, fabric
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it says not to wear cloths made of two materials cotton and polyester are the same material, fabric
With an intellect like that, you'll have an exiting career in the polyester fields, picking the crop. Watch out for those polyester weevils.
"Response by another poster: Red herring! Red herring! Red herring!"
I get my barber to do it for me
I like the comment by ZugTheMegasaurus.
it says not to wear cloths made of two materials cotton and polyester are the same material, fabric
Wow, what a convenient way of bending the rules, fundie.
Polyester and cotton are NOT the same material; they can both be made into fibers and woven into pieces of fabric, but they are NOT the same material. They are NOT made of the same molecules, and they do NOT have all the same properties.
Perhaps you'll understand it better this way: Cotton and Kevlar are the same material - fabric. So I guess all you'd need to stop a bullet is your t-shirt, right?
My barber cuts my hair, so he's the one going to hell, not me. I've long wondered if you can get someone else to pull your pud for you, will they be the one to go blind?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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