[On the Middle East]
Without sounding like a war monger, can we PLEASE just bomb SOMETHING, anything over there? Let's get things moving, people!
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Yes, let's please bomb something and kill some brown people (they're going to hell anyway since they're Muslims) so we can have the Rapture and I'll get to go to my gem-studded mansion and lick Jesus's feet for all eternity?
And Merry Fucking Christmas to you to, you fucking cunt!
Oh come on, people this poster was trying to make a funny and failed, but even the idjits at RR recognized it as a joke.
Suggestion: Look at the original post in context before you get all heated up about it. Rapturists provide more than enough material for FSTDT without us having to bring in things like this.
Without sounding like a war monger, can we PLEASE just bomb SOMETHING, anything over there?
/Without sounding like a war monger,/
And then...
/can we PLEASE just bomb SOMETHING, anything over there?/
Gratuitous violence is fun! Especially when it's happening far away and I won't feel it! STFU, idiot.
the savages on this thread are creaming their panties at the thought of nuclear devastation in the middle east.
Cue " and they'll know we are Xians by our love..."
PS: JES - some of them aren't joking, they've incorporated the hell of a nuclear blast into their world view of the rapture
Without sounding like a war monger, can we PLEASE just bomb SOMETHING, anything over there?
Without sounding like a war monger, can we PLEASE just bomb SOMETHING, anything over in Kentucky and Kansas!
Hey bartender over here
I wish that my girlfriend would accept this line of reasoning sometimes.
"I'm not racist, but [racist statement]."
Are we seeing a pattern?
WITHOUT sounding like a war monger?
Jesus, what the hell do you sound like when you're actually ON the warpath?
I'm so disgusted that I can hardly make a comment that doesn't consist of anything but invectives and slurs. How the fuck can you claim to be a christian? Are you claiming that the only life that is precious to your god is christians? You want the US military to go and drop bombs that will kill people, that will end their lives because you are fucking bored? If you are an example of what "god" looks for in a followers then I'd rather burn in hell than spend eternity with such a hatefilled, immoral, murderous bastard as yourself.
If your life ever comes to a bad end just look back to this comment and remember that you deserve it. I can hope for nothing less than for you to die alone, unmourned and unloved, forgotten by history. You bring shame on your family, your religion, and your race.
What? Did you over stock on bombs or something? Do you have to store the surplus under the bed and the constant ticking is making you cranky?
Without sounding like someone who wants to castrate you with a rusty spoon, can I just say that were you and I and a rusty spoon ever in the same place, you might want to have something protecting your junk?
Without sounding like a war monger, can we PLEASE just bomb SOMETHING, anything over there?
Without sounding like a pacifist, you are an idiot.
Without sounding like a war monger,...
Nah, you don't sound like a warmonger, you sound like a complete asshole.
Yes, by all means let's drop bombs in the Middle East. I propose, however, that instead of using nukes, 'smart' bombs or conventional 'dumb' bombs we use new 'extremely dumb' bombs. This will involve loading mikalikat and all who agree with him/her into B-52s and B-1Bs and dropping them onto the desert. Based on what we find on RR and RFs, the holes created will no doubt be the most constructive thing they have done with their heads in a very long time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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