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ghosts are demons.
1.demons want to drag u to hell.
2.the only way to fight these demons is with the help of God. His name is Jesus Christ. demons fear Him.
so, to help u start fighting these demons, i suggest u pray 'psalm 26' 1600 times in 40 days. it's a lot of effort, but it's worth it if u don't want demons to cohabit with u.
people like me and other yahoo users can't really help u. only God can help u, that is, if u ask Him for help.
3.also, i suggest u put sign of the cross on everything in ur house.
Using ur right hand, you should touch your forehead at the mention of the Father; just above the belly button at the mention of the Son; and the right shoulder on the word "Holy" and the left shoulder on the word "Spirit."
The Sign of the Cross:
"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen."
4.also, i suggest u pray this prayer 100 times a day:
"Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, deliver me from the antichrist, enemy forces [demons], and witchcraft. Amen"
a note on aliens. aliens are demons. Christian God created these aliens. first, they were nice looking, now they're not so nice looking. so, demons dress in fake human skin and fly in ufo ships. warning: 80ftdinosaurs will come out from underground through sinkholes and lakes, and start eating people up; antichrist is a white gay man with red eyes; mark of the antichrist is a green electronic nwo tattoo with sixes that is given by lasers when one stretches their hand to receive a new small gray world passport; ufos=demons=aliens=ascended masters=ghosts=channeled entities=dead relatives during seances=spirit guides=pagan gods=greys etc.; atlantis (where aliens make humans their puppets) is underneath mariana trench; china will attack russia; don't worship the antichrist; don't take "the chip, world passport, and nwo tattoo"; don't go into a ufo ship under any circumstances

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