I asked a guy why he skipped "under God" in the Pledge of allegience and he said he didnt believe in god so I punch him right in the face. Suspended for a week but worth it lol. love jesus
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cant belive they suspend you thats what obama has turned this country into tho. keep your faith
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You're lucky he didn't punch you right the hell back. I guess that says something about the relative violence level among Christians vs. atheists.
@ Annoying Atheist:
Two dumbass (junior?) high school students are mouthing off in the Internet -> America is doomed? I'd like to think it's slightly more durable than that; it survived the 00s after all.
Yeah, it was Obama who made it so that you can't punch people in the face over religious reasons.
What a stupid fucknugget this kid is. Sad part is he probably has parents telling him that he did the right thing. Of course his parents are probably the idiots on the internet talking about how they want to kill anyone who disagrees with them.
@justanotheratheist: No, not ALL assault. Just assault that's at all motivated by christianity. When he attacks someone for not believing in god, that's him standing up for Christ. When that atheist gets right back up and punches him back, THAT'S assault.
OBVIOUSLY.
Nope, we're doomed.
Not just because of Grant and Zak, obviously. We're just doomed, generally, on account of too many of us are assholes.
Oh yeah, because before Obama, you could totally kick the crap out of a kid at school if his religious views offended you, and you'd get an A for the day.
I'll bet if he got arrested holding up a convenience store, that would be Obama's fault, too..
"I asked a guy why he skipped "under God" in the Pledge of allegience and he said he didnt believe in god so I punch him right in the face."
Yeah. Sure you did.
"cant belive they suspend you thats what obama has turned this country into tho."
So, Obama is now responsible when someone (supposedly) acts like a psychotic lunatic and assaults someone?
Where do you people get these strange ideas?
"keep your faith"
Yeah. It'll serve you well when you're up for parole. I hear they like to know you've "found god" or some bullshit.
Jimmy Carter is a devout Southern Baptist, yet he's used the pre -1954 Pledge, which omits the words 'Under God'.
Ex-presidents still have protection by Secret Servicemen. Your call, Grunt & Fap.
cant belive they suspend you thats what obama has turned this country into tho. keep your faith
Of course. Because it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that your friend assaulted another person for not sharing his religious beliefs.
Fucking dolt.
Matthew 26:75 New Fundie Edition:
Then Peter remembered the word Jesus had spoken: "Before the rooster crows, you will disown me three times, and thrice shall your brethren puncheth you in the face." And he went outside and lo! his lip was fattened, and he wept bitterly.
Two possibilities:
1. He didn't actually punch anyone and he is a complete fucking pussy for going on the internet and saying that he did.
2. He actually did punch someone and is still a complete fucktard.
Either way, if this kind of generation inherits this country, we are all fucked. And as an aside, I don't think the other kid should have punched him back (provided that the poster is not just an ITG), I think he should have STABBED him. Or hell, kids have guns these days, use em'. Now THAT would be worth it. Makin' the world a better place one fundie at a time.
(Joking of course... kinda.)
They suspended you for punching people in the face back in Eisenhower's, Kennedy's, Johnson's, Nixon's, Ford's, Carter's, Reagan's, Bush's, Clinton's and Bush's day, too. What does Obama have to do with it?
"But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,"
- Luke 6:27
"Love Jesus! *punches someone in the face*"
I hate stupid people. Not ignorant because they still have the chance the learn from their mistakes. STUPID people do not learn from their mistakes. And really? You shouldn't get suspended for PUNCHING someone in the FACE for the DUMBEST REASON EVER? They should hold you back a grade or two to teach you the lessons you should have learned as a child.
Yeah, how dare they suspend you for assaulting someone! Hey, you should sue for religious discrimination - you'd lose, but it'd be a fun thing to watch.
You got suspended for assaulting someone...it has NOTHING to do with Jesus (except for the fact that Jesus probably would NOT like what you did...at ALL--that was not loving your neighbor!)
Do that as an adult and they'll throw your ass in jail.
How did someone else skipping "under God" in the pledge harm you? It didn't, UNLESS, you're afraid he's right.
Here's a hint. Your suspicions are correct. He is right.
Dear sinner 2092309572095703476203975320957029375343443324434434443
it's right that you believe in HIM as he believes in you. Nonetheless please remember when you die to pay us a little visit as HE just sent us a go-directly-to-hell order with your account-#, sentencing you to 0.1 eternity in hell due to violation of Mt 10,16; Mt22,39et al..
CU soon
So you meet someone who doesn't believe in god, and make sure he thinks people who do are violent assholes who can't and won't defend their beliefs with words or reasoning. Truly, you rival Paul himself in advancing the Christian cause.
Obama has turned the US into a country where you can't go around punching people in the face? How DARE he?!?
Oh yeah, Jesus was all about punching people in the face! Just look at what he did to the servant of the priest at his arrest! Cut his ear off, didn't he!!!
Oh wait, no; he put the ear BACK (or healed it, as the Bible says), after one of his disciples cut it off.
So, following your logic, would you mind if I punch you in the face for your behaviour?. You know, from the point of logic, you can't defend your position.
Yes, Obama personally came into your school and suspended you...not for violent outbursts, but really because some other kid didn't believe in god.
What in theeeee fuck is wrong with your goddamned brain? Why don't you just fist yourself to death and do humanity a favor?
In what universe is it unbelievable to suspend a guy for punching a co-worker in the face for literally no fucking reason? For maximum irony I'll just imagine he turned the other cheek and forgives that you cannot help your own stupidity.
PS, 'under God' was added by McCarthy. It wasn't originally part of the pledge. I'm not even American and I know that.
"I asked a guy why he punched a guy right in the face and he said because he didn't believe in god, so I bent him over and sodomized him. Sentenced to 25 years but worth it lol. love dawkins"
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