[Humans are indeed animals, We are not plants or minerals, We are not fungii or viroids, We are animals,
We have all the characteristics of animals.]
You have been brainwashed and can only think inside your scientific box.
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Brainwashed?, I think it´s crystaline clear that we're born, we grow, we reproduce, we die in the same way animals do.
Shit, guys, it's the fucking Allied Mastercomputer, and it's condemning human beings! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Hey, at least our box is the size of the entire universe (which is constantly expanding, by the way) while yours is about the size of the earth.
Take biology, and you'll see why we are animals. Some scientists theorize that the only thing that makes us different is our conceptualization of culture, and history, and very advanced and abstract concepts like that. Pretty much everything else has another animal that can do it too.
Animals are a major group of organisms, classified as the kingdom Animalia or Metazoa. In general they are multicellular, responsive to their environment, and feed by consuming other organisms or parts of them. Their body plan becomes fixed as they develop, usually early on in their development as embryos, although some undergo a process of metamorphosis later on. --Wiki.
Of course, it doesn't follow that just because we're animals, we're wild animals or amoral. That's the distinction the fundies forget.
I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts.
For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity.
All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.
Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?
Ecclesiastes 3:18-21
Fundies like this cant seem to understand what "humans are animals" means. Last I checked, life on earth is split into 5 categories. Two whos names escape me are microscopic. Then theres plant, fungi, and animal.
MK's earth sized box is a pleasantly accurate metaphor.
If i may push the metaphor a little, when you look back in time the fundie's box vanishes 6000 years back, being small not only in breadth and height but in duration as well.
This post is fucking freaky, it's like looking into a mirror universe.
"You have been brainwashed and can only think inside your scientific box."
A mere 'three-dimensional' box? Meh. Scientists such as Prof. Stephen Hawking can prove the existence of at least eleven dimensions.
Infinite multiverses.
The space-time continuum.
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List! What's that in the distance? Why, it's the sound of Am's argument - and her 0-dimensional brain - being taken in the rearward Fold-Drive section of the experimental spaceship 'Event Horizon', through a portal in said space-time continuum, to an unknown realm called the 'Chaos Dimension', to be washed...
...in blood, as it is hideously raped and mutilated for all eternity.
Liberate tutame ex inferis, Am.
With every gap filled, is science raping 0-dimensional 'faith' into oblivion.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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