<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh1ZOqzw754&NR " target="_blank">Plate Tectonics is wrong, earth is a balloon!</a>
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I don't know what was in that balloon, but I want some...
...for the cat next door!
"Crustaceous" period?
I kept waiting for his theory to blow up in his face.
He didn't mention how the 'expanding' Earth caused floods, he just mentioned it did. Shouldn't exactly the opposite occur?
I'm just glad God uses better sticky tape - although he did fuck up a few times last year...
The insane giggling halfway through was a nice touch too.
Joe: "Well it's all about this. And what is this? This is the Holy Bible. That's right, the Holy Bible. Some folks are trying to take this Bible away from you."
When I heard that, my mind immediately filled in "... and replace it with [their] essay Why [We] Hate America. In French."
So much wrong in so short a video.
*Holds up the "Holy Bible"*
There is a story in here about a guy called Noah, who told us about a flood about 5000 years ago. Some wanna believe it, some don't wanna believe it.
*Puts away bible*
*get's the bible back*
We're not ready for this yet.
The perfect definition of intelligent design: A guy redefining "science," from his couch, with a balloon and a bible, in his underwear.
So, he has a problem understanding how the process could take millions of years, but pulls "a cleansing fire" from out of his ass.
How about the "Alabama Science Teacher Award"
@Caphi
"America will move away from South America."
Waaaiit... I knews dey never shooda built dat canal.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Fundie Joe sitting in his fucking boxer .Playing with frigging balloon .spinning a 15 dollar walmart globe Telling the world he know more about geology than the experts .oh boy he got a bible and all the answers ,Has a fucking eureka moment.After smoked the dreaded fundie 'Stupid" weed and reading the bible.on the shitter was on the sitter when he had the idea for this video.though on his boxer and went to the computer ..Im starting to think that youtube is some kind of waste land for morons and a home for christen Idiots.And tell me this ,doesn't this fundie in his boxers and his hubris attitude toward his religion and am so happy in my ignorance and intolerance, bring back images of Archie Bunker ...
"Sorry Silly Fundy Science is for smart people "
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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