[in "What don't you understand about Christianity?"]
i just have a thing to say...
THERE IS NOTHING CONTROVERSIAL IN THE BIBLE..
everything that happened can be traced back..
everything is proven,
but if u wanna be ignorant, be my guest
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If u[sic] don't wanna[sic] be thought of as ignorant, share that proof instead of just claiming that you have it. Go on, you have the rest of your life, we'll wait (but none of us will be holding our breath).
"everything that happened can be traced back.. everything is proven,"
Can it, is it? - bollocks!
Talking snake - 'trace that back' for me, please, I'd love to see the proof of that.
'Global flood' - that's right, the one that the Egyptians apparently did not notice - I suppose that was because they were busy building the Great Pyramid at the time and all their workers could hold their breath for a year and work under a depth of 29,000 feet of water or whatever it was supposed to be - height of the highest mountain plus 15 cubits.
Prove that the 'tribes of Israel' were ever held captive in Egypt. Even if they were, when they escaped, why did it take them 40 years to get to 'the promised land'? - it should only have taken 15 days or so even at a slow walk.
Have you ever actually read the bloody book?
Probably not - you are just going by "what my pastor says."
Yeah, right...
[THERE IS NOTHING CONTROVERSIAL IN THE BIBLE.. ]
I think that there are several billion people who would disagree with that statement. Quite a few books, as well.
Get out much?
[everything that happened can be traced back..]
Please elaborate.
[everything is proven,]
Where? How? Citations, please.
[but if u wanna be ignorant, be my guest]
Do you know what the term "burden of proof" means? How about "research"? fact checking? irony?
i just have a thing to say...
THERE IS NOTHING CONTROVERSIAL IN THE BIBLE EXCEPT MOST OF IT..
nothing that happened can be traced back..
everything is unproven,
but if u wanna be a dumb ass and think that snakes could talk, be my guest
I wish I was ignorant of the bible, instead I wasted years on it. The only thing it ever taught me was that there are so many bibles, and so many interpretations of each bible, that the possibility of finding out anything meaningful about God from one is zilch.
Everyone wants you to believe what they believe, and no-one wants to hear what you believe, and everyone says God and the bible say you and they should behave in whatever way they wanted to behave in the first place.
No God that could allow this is even worth believing in. But it soon became pretty clear that the whole s***-pot is the way it is because there is no God.
Theology, it ain't worth missing a dump for!
Nothing Controversial in the Bible? Except
- Contradictions
- Lies
- Job (How fucked up is that story)
- Jonah
- Zombies walking around Jerusalem
Everything that happened can be traced back. Except
- The flood
- Creation (you do realize there are civilizations that are over 6,000 years old)
- Jesus (think some outside source would of mentioned the magic man)
Everything is proven. Except
- Well, um, the entire fucking book.
But if you want to be ignorant be my guest.
You're right, there's nothing controversial.
Except the bits condoning slavery, rape, wife-beating, homicide, genocide...
Nothing controversial? (what is with fundies capslocking things)
That is the most ignorant statement I have read. Nothing that was claimed to have happened has been proven, other than the falsehood being repeated in another part of the bible. Nothing can be traced back.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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