RCQ_92130 #fundie barbwire.com

The scene:
Bath house. Pair of homosexuals being sodomized by strangers next to each other. "Fluffy", face down on the left, wide eyed, spittle running from corners of mouth, breathlessly croaks to Fifi, also face down, on the right:

"Fifi! I just found out there is a CHRISTIAN ... oops, sorry, an "xtian" ... who is Clerk in charge of marriage licenses. Now, it's 100 miles away, and in another state ... but if we drive THERE we can ~~ hopefully ~~~ DESTROY is an "xtian"! Would that be the best EVER??? Getting marriage and DESTROYING an Xtian, all at the same time??? Let's do it!!!"

Fifi, grunting and hoarse, croaks back:

"Yeah! Let's get us an "xtian". Arggg - that was deep one. I wonder if he has AIDS. Oh well ..."

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