Oral Roberts, the renown healing evangelists, says that oftentimes he can smell the demon in a person. Perhaps no one else can smell it at the time, but he can
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Tom Brown and Oral (Jeebus, I love that name!) Roberts, on the other hand, often give off the aroma of sanctimony. Which, oddly enough, smells just like my dog's morning shit.
I lost all faith in America when, after Oral Roberts claimed that God would suck him off in a tower, -something like that, it was a long time and many drinks ago-, unless people gave him millions of dollars, people actually gave him millions of dollars, instead of, as a rational people would have, pulling up lawn chairs, opening a beer and saying "This I gotta see".
"Glory how we blew ya"
LOL
I knew a Tom Brown in high school. He was without a doubt the grossest, smelliest person I've ever encountered. Being in close proximity to him would make you itch, badly. I wonder if he went full circle & completely lost his mind.
Know what else Oral Roberts was? One of the earliest exposed frauds in the healing/ God says send me money scam circuit and ridiculed on national television on several Canadian and American news programs. In other words, one of the most obvious scammers in the game and that's saying a lot.
So Tom, there's stupid but then there's that special kind of stupid that stays locked in despite numerous proofs of fraud and begging for money under ridiculous scenarios.
And even here, on the other side of the planet, I can smell the bullshit in Oral Roberts.
Whoever the fuck Oral Roberts may be.
I don't know what "oral roberts" is or was, but every time I hear the name I hear "blowjob". So, get busy, rob.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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