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A mixed martial arts fighter accused of battering his porn actress former girlfriend complained that American men suffered even worse than Jews under Nazi Germany or African slaves in the U.S.

War Machine, who legally changed his name in 2008 from Jon Koppenhaver, was arrested Saturday in the brutal assault of his ex-girlfriend, Christy Mack, and reality TV star Corey Thomas. Mack suffered broken bones, missing teeth, and a ruptured liver in the attack.

The cage fighter, who has been imprisoned twice previously, claimed he attacked the pair in self-defense.

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The fighter frequently complained about women and the way men were treated in society.

“So it’s Christmas Day and I’m laying in my bunk wondering, ‘Why the hell do American men get married!?” War Machine wrote. “There is one guy in here for slapping his wife, one here for yelling at his wife, and one here for beating some guy’s *ss that disrespected his wife. WTF!? If your wife is being a b*tch you can’t slap her, if your wife is yelling at you, God forbid you yell back, and if some *sshole hurts your wife, you cannot protect her!”

“Next thing you know it will be illegal to f*ck your wife! LMAO!” he continued. Maybe then, MEN in this country will get the f*cking hint and MOVE! This country forces you to be a b*tch! And then you go to jail!”

He said violence was the ultimate solution to any problem, but boys were discouraged from pursuing their exciting “dream” careers, such as cowboys, fighter pilots, and gladiators.

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War Machine complained that American men were subject to some of the worst treatment of any group in history because social norms encouraged them to suppress violent impulses.

“The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi Germany, worse than the slavery of blacks in early America — I’m not exaggerating either,” he said.

In a postscript, War Machine claimed a Holocaust was under way against men, but he said “the oppressor” had “learned from history that dead bodies attract too much attention to what’s going on, or YES, there would be millions of dead MEN!”

“The oppressor has learned to kill MEN while their bodies remain alive,” War Machine said. “And with your ‘spirit extinguished’ you’re nothing but a f*cking zombie, a shell of a man, waiting to die. And THAT is just as bad as death itself.”

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