Atheists: Will you take a test?
OK, here is a simplified version of the Athiest test.

1. You have to be an Athiest that has said "God does not exist". It doesn't work with agnostics, or a passive Athiest.

2. The most common mistake is you will say "God does not exist". Read the test carefully.

3. How the trick in the test works is by careful self-observation. The result is a observable psychological reaction within you. Its even creepier when you force yourself to do it.

TEST
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All you have to do is say this out loud, forcably and with conviction:

GOD EXISTS!!!

Then clear your mind and observe your mental and emotional states.
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The result of this is you will experience a form of observable mental or emotion disonance (ie. a sharp anger, hilarity, a strong apathy). In some people, they can't say it (ie. you accidently say "God does not exist" or your mouth freezes).

Report back, it'll be fun.

(16 out of 17 athiests refuse to take the test.)
17 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer.
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12 minutes ago

Smile, force yourself to do it. Report back what happened.
11 minutes ago

Gooble, yeah, but what happened? Any delayed response?
3 minutes ago

Its not a proof that god exists. A little explaination: I've studies magick and demonology. Absolute athiests usually have "familiar spirits". If you do this, it disturbes the spiritual currents that you are attached to. Actually, the results are a lot nastier than I've outlined. However, it will be scientifically instructive to you, I think. Give it about 24 hours, and if you feel like reporting back about anything weird that happened, I think it would be instructive.