Jonathan Shelley #fundie

[in a sermon titled “Make Abortion Murder Again”]

America has a lot of abortion doctors walking around right now causing God to not be able to bless America until we shed their blood. Now, I do not believe that we should take that into our own hands — I won’t touch one of them, only in self-defense. But you know what? We should pass legislation and our government should find these people guilty of murder through due process, through the legal processes of multiple witnesses of hard evidence, and then they should kill them and anybody that does it in the future.

Now, if I was “king of the nation”, I would probably give everybody a free pass. But starting, like, immediately effective, any future abortion at this point, we would slay them. We would kill them because I don’t want God to be mad at me.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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