Well, if we have more lockers, that will make it so much more of a problem. Gay men would just walk in the Gay locker room then Bow-Chica-Bow-Wow.
I just change in the stalls, because of all the gay freaks that want to do it with me.
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Yes, because gay men are always horny.
Also, I bet your dick is tiny.
Earth to asshole!
No
Gay
Men
Want
To
Have
Sex
With
You.
Generally speaking, they have better taste than that. Besides, do you find unabashed hatred, fear, and loathing to be attractive qualities in a potential mate? Guess what; neither do gay men. Rest assured, you're safe from those big ol' nasty homos.
Oh, don't flatter yourself. Teenaged Republicans aren't sexy, especially to gay men (I assume the same applies for them, anyway).
If this actually is happening, I feel sorry for him and it's not fundie.
But it probably isn't and he's just a self-conscious teen.
I just change in the stalls, because of all the gay freaks that want to do it with me.
Should've thought about that before enrolling in Horny Gay Kid school.
"I just change in the stalls, because of all the gay freaks that want to do it with me."
"because of all the gay freaks that want to do it with me."
Don't flatter yourself too much bud.
It's 'Bow-Chica-Wow-Wow' I think.
Also, this person's head seems to be rather inflated. To think you're in any way irresistable stinks of hubris.
Ah, yet another person who thinks anyone who is a homosexual is attracted to EVERYONE of his or her sex.
If I were a guy, no matter my sexual preference, I'd hit on him just to fuck with his mind.
"Well, if we have more lockers, that will make it so much more of a problem."
If you are straight you go in the straight locker room.
If you are a teenage republican you go to the other locker room.
@ Sandman
"Besides, do you find unabashed hatred, fear, and loathing to be attractive qualities in a potential mate?"
That explains nicely why so many homophobic jerkoffs are rapists....
Bow-Chica-Wow-Wow - now I am not American, and I know English and American English are slowly drawing apart, but I thought they were still mutually comprehensible. But I'll be damned if I unbderstand 'Bow-Chica-Wow-Wow'.
Someone please translate.
"Bow-Chica-Wow-Wow" is sort of onomatopoeic for sex, here. In American funk/disco music, the stereotypical bass/guitar riff goes like that, hence its theatrical/pop culture association with the 1970s and, by some large leap, "foxy" ladies, smooth talkers, and, yes, sex.
Run! Run little TeenageRepublican! The gay freaks are out of the closet and they are coming to get you! Look out behind you!
Seriously, if you aren't being chased down the street by hordes of teenage girls like the Beatles, then you probably aren't attracting a huge gay following either.
I had a friend like that once. Since he found out I was gay I've only seen him once because we both happened to go to the same bar on night. Turns out he avoids being anywhere he knows I might turn up, which I find hilarious.
In any case, BEING GAY DOES NOT MAKE YOU SOME SORT OF SEX CRAZED WHORE THAT WILL JUMP ANYTHING WITH A PENIS!
This is why I have to wear long coats and baggy clothing all the time, those damned straight women just fucking mob me whenever I walk down the street. I mean it makes sense, women are attracted to men, I'm a man so yeah, obviously every woman I see just goes insane with lust and tries to rape me as soon as she sees me. I say we keep all men straight but make all women gay, it's the only way I'll ever be able to change my clothes without fear of being raped.
@ Tomby Stone:
I know what you mean. Hell, all you've done is post on the internet, and already I'm starting to go lust-mad.
QUICK. RUN BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN.
Oh, fuck off! Okay, I admit, if I'm in a locker room, I may sneak a peek. Guilty, I'll admit it. But I do NOT completely lose control, and start fucking the nearest thing with a penis showing. Seriously, get over yourself.
Why don't you guys actually say this to his face instead of posting shit behind his back?
Btw, I went to a the hot springs and there were indeed pasty naked 50 year old guys coming towards me. I too would be kind of grossed out if I were a teenager.
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