Spelt "happiness" wrong when claiming "happyness is not gay."
"to wear to pink uniforms, nylon stockings, and high heels. It turns him on." That would be impractical. Whatever turns the President on, he's not an idiot. Also, what is the second "to" mean? Does Bisexual!Satan!Obama want each soldier to wear two of these proposed "uniforms?"
Also, Obama did not make queers legal; the court case that declared sodomy laws unconstitutional was during George W Bush's reign. Also, it was during Bush's term that the first state to legalise gay marriage did so.
As for Communist!Bisexual!Obama turning our military into queers, allow me to introduce you first to the Sacred Band of Thebes, the only regiment in the Theban army that fought to the last man during the battle against Phillip II of Macedon. That regiment was composed entirely of same-sex couples. Also, I would like to introduce you to Phillip II's son, Alexander III, who conquered Persia, Egypt, Israel, and was on his way to India, earning himself the moniker "the Great." He once received a letter from his mother warning him not to be "ruled by Hephaestion's thighs." Ol' Heph was Alex's second-in-command, best friend, and, given that letter and Alex's reaction to Heph's death, his lover. Honestly, if those are the first examples I come up with when I think of war and queers, I can't imagine why Obama wouldn't want queers in the military. We're fucking badasses.
No point going any further.