I had a lesbian friend on facebook. I thought she wasn’t a lesbian because her partner looked just like Drew Carey. They tricked me, and they will trick you too!!! Don’t be fooled by their often hideous appearance and attempts to look like a man. After realizing the mistake I had made I threw up in my mouth and promptly deleted them from my friends list. No man should be tricked like that. It’s wrong!!! I can’t look at Drew Carey without seeing that disgusting beast of a woman now.
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And now for a hoedown.
Logged onto my facebook, just the other day.
I have a gay friend on facebook. I didn't know he was gay until I read that he's interested in guys. After realizing the mistake, I shrugged my sholders and thought "So what?".
Her partner can't help the way she looks, stupid.
@LeProon
My turn. *uses best Ryan Stiles impersonation*
Mattius had a friend of Facebook and he thought she was great
"I can’t look at Drew Carey without seeing that disgusting beast of a woman now."
That is fucking hilarious!
"Hey, want to watch that new stand-up comedy special?"
"Yeah, sure. Why not?"
"Oh, look it's Drew Carey."
"Oh, god! The lesbians!(Blllaaargh!)"
Oh no! Did they ruin your hot lesbian fantasy?? How dare they not look like the women in porn! What's next? Straight women who don't look like women in porn, either? Damn those lesbians, look what they started!
Jackass. My bet is you hit up on her, thinking you had a chance, and then when she told you that she didn't swing that way, you got all pissy and embarrassed.
"I had a lesbian friend on facebook."
And she had a bigoted friend on Facebook... but since you deleted her, she doesn't any more... isn't that nice? :)
LOL, I know a fundy with a thing for Drew! Just admit it man, you like the bears. Also, Drew is skinny now. Sorry dude.
Don’t be fooled by their often hideous appearance and attempts to look like a man.
For some reason we're always being told all lesbians look like members of the cold war era Bulgarian women's shot put team.
Sure, there are some butch tomboy ones, but I personally know a few absolutely knock-down-dead beautiful lesbian women. I mean, really gorgeous.
I know quite a few lesbian women. A few of them "play the part" so to say, but as far as most of them are concerned, I'd never know if I didn't know already.
(Irish drinking song go...)
Ooooooo...hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi!
I had a friend on Facebook
This reminds me of that scene in The Drew Carey Show when Drew wanted Kate to ask a woman out for him, and she wouldn't. He said, "Fine, then say goodbye to your jealous lesbian lover."
Oh wow a fundy actually acknowledging and hating on lesbians? Wow this is RARE! O.o
But... fuck you anyways! If a woman wants to look like a man or be a man then that's her business and she has every right! You should even consider that a compliment to the male populace and I bet her gf would do a better job at being a man than you are! Threw up in your mouth a little and deleted them? GROW THE FUCK UP.
How did they "trick" you? If you just assumed that woman was straight, that's YOUR fault, not theirs.
But I suppose a fundie actually taking responsibility for something is too much to ask.
"Now it's time for everyone's favorite game: Scenes from a Hat!"
"My God! She looks like Drew Carey!"
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