You all need to beg the Lord God for forgiveness. Death happens every single day! IMAGINE!! YOU CUOLD DIE TODAY OR TOMORROW! Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart attack or a stroke!! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!! I PRAY YOU ALL LEARN TO KNOW AND LOVE JESUS BEFORE YOU DIE LIKE ALL MORTALS MUST DIE! The peace and love of the Lord be with you all!
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"WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!!"
Same thing I do every seventh day, which people call Sunday. Have lunch with them, then we chat. And it's makers not maker. I have two parents, you know.
As for the rest of your post.
"Love is too scarce to be used on imaginary beings."
Why yes, death happens every day, and I could die tomorrow, or in my sleep.
It is a part of Nature.
DEATH SUSTAINS LIFE.
Think about it -- that hamburger was once a LIVING thing. So was that drumstick. Even your salad was living, at one point.
WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
I've been shot, stabbed, punched to the face, kicked to family jewels, burned, irradiated and plethora of other nasty things.
I don't think this 'hart attack' thing is going to stop me.
Well, maybe if we finally meet god he will surely say:
;)
"Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart attack or a stroke!! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN"
Nothing, since I'd be dead and would no longer be capable of perceiving anything, much less doing anything about it. Duh.
Dam' right! You should run right out and communicate telepathically to God that you believe some guy who was nailed up on a cross was His Son, and that you accept the Son as your personal savior. Sure, you may have a crappy life, but at least you'll be guaranteed a fine spot in heaven after you die, unless you're a queer, support abortion rights, think your grandmother was a monkey or voted for Obama. [/sarcasm]
What a crock of shit.
Oh hey, Bret Hart, I didn't hear you come in!
Wh... what's that baseball bat for, Bret?
Bret?
Bret, no! No! NOOOOOOOO
"...Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart [SIC] attack or a stroke!!..."
I ain't scared of you or your phony balony jeebus, or of any male red deer, either!
You all need to...
You need to stop right there. I am my own man and have freewill to choose as I see fit. Whether I decide to accept God or not is on me, not you. That's not your call to make so please stop telling me what I need to do.
I can appreciate your message, I just object to the tone of how it's presented.
"HAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!! "
I'm assuming that by "hart" you are referring to the old fashioned name for a deer. I think I'm pretty safe from being attacked by them, seeing as I live in a well-populated neighbourhood far from the woods. Still, I thank you for your concern.
And what if I refuse to? What will you personally do? See? That's where your whole threat falls apart. You're as impotent as the so-called 'maker' you claim I'll meet - and he doesn't even exist! One more thing:
"IMAGINE*!! YOU CUOLD DIE TODAY OR TOMORROW!" "WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!! I PRAY YOU ALL LEARN TO KNOW AND LOVE JESUS BEFORE YOU DIE LIKE ALL MORTALS MUST DIE!"
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*- 'Nothing to kill or die for/And no religion too.'
-John Lennon, "Imagine".
"All humans will, without exception, die."
"After they die, the place they go is MU (Nothingness)."
Death Note, Volume 12
"Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache"
"Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart attack or a stroke!! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN"
I think I'd spend an eternity or so being dead. Why?
"Death happens every single day! IMAGINE!! YOU CUOLD DIE TODAY OR TOMORROW! Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart attack or a stroke!!"
Exactly as planned.
Wait ... you get the warning signs for a h[e]art attack an hour ahead of time now?!
Damn, why don't the 911 emergency operators know about this!
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
And what's with the exclamation points? Was this idiot really thinking, "Yes, I want it to look like I'm shouting really loud, putting extra emphasis on every sentence?"
I need your gods forgiveness like i need ebola.
Fuck off. If we want to use this site to make fun of the retarded, misguided, delusional bullshit that comes out of your head, we will!
Your god IS FAKE! MAN-MADE!
Hi, #992287. First of all, let me state that someone should punch your parents for that name they gave you. I bet that you have gone through quite a few hardships because of it.
Well, I am your maker, #992287. You just met me.
And it is hard for me to dispel the common belief that there is something more after you die. And people who claim that there is an afterlife are not making my, God's, work easier.
You just met me. And I just told you that you are acting against God's will.
If he's so peaceful and loving, there shouldn't be a problem, as long as you've led a decent life, treating others with kindness and respect.
Whats the problem? Yes, I am Atheist, and I know quite well that I could die every second.
Exactly thats the reason why I appreciate and honor life; perhaps much more than any religious person can do.
And in the improbable case I should meet any super-natural entity after my death: Either it's something with which I can have a deep, intellectual and honest discussion; in this case no problem.
Or, on the other hand, I really meet the biblical God (fortunately, this is very, very unlikely), and he condemns me for not having "believed" in him: In that case, also no problem for me. Then, hell will be much more bearable and interesting than to be trapped forever in the celestial "North Korea", where I would have to sing and praise all days long to the "beloved father", in eternal dumbness.
If I die one hour from now then in one hour and one second from now I shall be in the same state that I'll be in forever. Dead. Not explaining anything to my Maker, or frying in a fire, or standing in a queue to be interviewed by St Peter. I'll be back to where I was before I was born - just plain nothing.
Which isn't a particularly scary thought, even if I'm obviously in no great hurry to get there.
You are just like the Puritans that settled Boston. Every colonial burial ground here has the memento mori, the winged skull and other symbols to remind you life is short. Walk the straight and narrow, because you could be next.image Stop, my friend, and cast an eye.
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