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[On Cratering]

Cratering probably occurred when the fallen angels took on the good angels in a cosmic battle.

Note this passage which, by itself, looks mundane:

Daniel 10:13 But the prince of the kingdom of Persia withstood me one and twenty days: but, lo, Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me; and I remained there with the kings of Persia.

Daniel has been in prayer for three weeks to God, and God had sent an angel to take the answer to Daniel, but the angel could not get through the infrastructure that Satan had set up, and so he (the angel) had to enlist the aid of Michael the Archangel.

Battles like this probably occurred throughout the universe after Lucifer rebelled, and ? of the angels followed him in the insurrection.

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old comment by Passerby

Craters the universe over are from angellic beatdowns?

Since in the Bible Earth was the only planet and other heavenly bodies were just pretty decorations that fails. (Gallileo was almost tried for heresy on the simple revelation that the moon's surface was cratered as opposed to perfectly smooth, implying God created something flawed.) Since in the Bible all the angels fell to Earth that fails. Since after the discovery that there's nothing in the clouds but atmospheric pressure Heaven was afterwards implied to be a spiritual plane rather than a physical place meaning there was nowhere to actually fall from that fails. Since 'fall' itself was a metaphor for falling out of God's favour with no actual gravity involved that fails. Since we can observe the objects that made the damned craters such as asteroids and sattelites both natural and artificial that fails extremely hard.

It just fails. Many levels.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

So, how did that that job interview at NASA/JPL go for you, eh AV1611VET?

...what's that? They didn't take you on, certainly re. your knowledge of astronomy & xenogeology?

You're such a loss to the Royal Astronomical Society at Greenwich, you know. [/hyper-sarcasm]

@Doubting Thomas

"Or, craters could have been caused by asteroids."

Even Occam's Razor would go right over AV1611VET's head. Even the simplest explanations can open up worlds of complex questions that need to be solved; 'enquiring minds need to know', and all that jazz.

Ergo, NASA/JPL in the US, and the Royal Astronomical Society here in the UK - to say nothing of all the similar groups of professional astronomers around the world - who openly (and willingly) share any & all new findings with not just their own ilk, but the entire planet. Knowledge belongs to Humanity.

...but as proven in AV1611VET's case, as with Occam's Razor, such knowledge goes right over his head. Or mayhaps it simply refuses to enter his head, which is denser than a Black Hole.

But such is the closed-off, super-dense, one-dimensional, reality-warping effects of religious dogmatic thinking, as exhibited here in CF (and similar forums such as Ruptured Retards).

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Godbuster

"And then IRON MAN came and go BSSSHHAAAA *sucks in excess spit* and then and then then... Darth Vader takes his LIGHTSABER BSCHOOOOOO *breathes in deep* and then and then they EXPLODE and SMASH into the earth all ike KRAAAAKOOOW *sucks in excess spit*... Daddy... why aren't you listening?

You sound like a fucking child talking about saturday morning cartoons you fucking shit for brains retard."

Meh. Those craters on the Moon, AV1611VET?:

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It was not long after Alv had merged (using her S-Class ability 'Absorb') with the Nouvlesse terraforming/transforming ship/mecha 'Deucalion', that she warped from Aineas (the GOTT's base planet) to Earth (the homeworld of the galactic ruling cadre, the Nouvlesse), to exact her revenge on her previous masters.

But before then, to test her newfound form - and abilities - she punched the Moon, using it as a planetary punchbag, if you will. And that's how said craters were formed. As shown in the second to last episode of the anime documentary series "Kiddy Grade". Hey, one fiction's just as good as another, amirite?!

(*pats AV1611VET on head*)

Now you go back to your 'Biblical model of the Universe' pop-up book (with pull-tab interactive 'Firmament' features) by Kent Hovind dear, the adults are talking.

@DinosaurRidinJeebus

"Anyone remember waaaay back in the day when that Giant Monkey climbed up on that skyscraper in New York? It totally happened. It has been thoroughly documented by multiple sources

My sources: King Kong (1933), King Kong(2005)"

There was also the 1976 remake by Dino De Horrendous:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kong_%281976_film%29

But in this case, Kong didn't climb atop the Empire State Building, but the World Trade Centre.

[/pedantic]

Which brings to mind the anime "Read or Die", in which there's scenes of the WTC (but then this 3-part series appeared just before 9/11). And in an episode of aforementioned "Kiddy Grade" - released in 2002 - the GOTT HQ collapses (after attacks by Alv, as part of her revenge plan; the GOTT are the puppets of the Nouvlesse), in scenes some have said reflect that atrocity.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@TWoozl

"Meteorites. They're... angels locked in mortal combat with lousy collision avoidance skills? Even for AV, this is a tad bit batshit. So what was Tunguska? A dogfighting kill in air to air figment combat?"

In that case, AV1611VET had better not watch the anime series "Stratos 4", if he knows what's good for him:

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Mere mortal (but cute) girls; Honjyou Mikaze & co., 'Meteor Sweepers' - to say nothing of experienced astronaut women (the orbital-based 'Comet Blasters') - who, with their BAC TSR-2s/MiG-31s (and the Comet Blasters' Ilyushin 'lifting body' craft) with just ultra-high explosive missiles (and the CB's nuclear warheads), can intercept, nay, annihilate the actions of no less than archangels, and therefore thwart the plans of God himself?!

No wonder not only yours truly, but my friend (who works for the MoD, is a long-time Christian, and is interested in military & aeronautics) loves "Stratos 4".

And not just due to the fact his older brother once worked on the BAC TSR-2 (damn you, Denis Healey!).

Note to self: When Humbrol reissue such, buy not only a 1:72 scale, but a 1:48 scale Airfix TSR-2 kit(s) for his birthday.

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