Yes, when you equate Jesus with alien technology it all comes together. The disappearances in front of his disciples is W=P, the balance point of (matter)Wave(length)=(fermion)Particle(velocity)of super-momentum. To wit, when you slam-freeze all mass-change in the body to 0 deg K, it is in a pure momentum state. Thus t=dKE=m=(W>P or WP or WP or WP you know as deceleration/weight, which is what you call "time" : over running MATTER WAVE ENERGY in newtons of wave force......4 years ago I visited a guy in Colorado that did the W=P trick to himself in 1991 : disappeared right in front of his wife for 1/2 hour, and he felt himself(his spiritual self of course)in this black/blank void. Scared the living $#}] out of himself, and hasn't been able to reproduce the effect since despite many tries(pure W=P is so delicate to achieve). Thus the problem is maintaining STABILITY. Obviously Jesus/aliens know how, and routinely use it in missing time/abductions......Bottom line : the mastery of Quantum Mechanics is what it's all about, the world beyond today's world, in which our lord Jesus is KING.
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Just because you dress your twaddle up to look vaguely scientific, that doesn't make it worth a big, wet shit, timer.
Well, you know a lot of symbols and the words that attach to them, plus some symbols where the words don't attach.
This startles me: "WP you know as deceleration/weight, which is what you call "time""
If this guy has figured out how to turn physical properties of macroscopic matter into a dimensional attribute, then, well, most of the rest of what he says ciould be made a reality.
Trick here is that he doesn't know that, and it's false.
I suspect that he's either a troll, or been trolled in person before, though, because you don't usually get so much terminology mixed in with bullshit.
At first I thought he was talking about the momentum state of a singular photon but then it struck me as perhaps atom optics then, I read timer's posts at freerepublic and his first post on that page and found that he's being more pundy than fundy. He wrote a 'could've been like this' scenario for the flood which I found amusing and the astroprojection post here follows those lines .. taking a piss out of the serious fundies. Here's his could've post [sic]...
" "And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" Noah was a pakistani farmer living in the indus river delta area. He built a three layer log raft(with tent)to ride out a future flood(the indus river floods irregularly). Instead, along comes a 4 day long hurricane(tree tops = 15 cubits = 22 ft = storm surge)and washes him, family, farm critters out to sea. It circulates CCW on the great gyre of the arabian sea for some days, washes up on an outer sand bar. They have to wait for low tide to wade to the true shore......Noah goes back to farming. 7 generations later his illiterate descendents are sitting around a campfire in iraq. Everybody there is a GOD or SON OF GOD, so they fish story/jazz up this old family story, inventing their own myth. 4 days becomes 40 days, sand bar becomes Mt Ararat(16,000 ft peak), farm animals become all animals(2 by 2), etc, etc. Another 7 generations of pakistanis goes by...and a young boy named ABRAM swallows the whole myth : hook, line and sinker. As Marilyn Von Savant(230 IQ)said : you can convince a 5 year old of ANYTHING, a 95 year old of NOTHING. Thus a true story of a hurricane survivor, jazzed up into a MYTH. How old were you in sunday school when they told you the NOAH story? Are you a pakistani too?"
.... And I have a VERY hard time making out the embedded text for the spam solution ....
Oh. My. God. Don't try to explain using things you've never studied.
EDIT: I've always wanted to try this song out, so I will. (to the tune of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Song)
Oh I wish you weren't such a stupid moron,
That is what I'd truly like to see.
Cause if you weren't such a stupid moron!-
The world would be a better place to be!
"4 years ago I visited a guy in Colorado that did the W=P trick to himself in 1991 : disappeared right in front of his wife for 1/2 hour, and he felt himself(his spiritual self of course)in this black/blank void. Scared the living $#}] out of himself, and hasn't been able to reproduce the effect since despite many tries"
To put it mildly, I call bullshit.
I do not understand quantum physics on a gut level. However, I do know enough about it to recognize that this is pure and utter bullshit.
Time to whip out the Billy Madison quote again:
"[W]hat you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Quantum effects cannot be applied to macro scale objects.
They can; the problem is that quantum effects scale inversely with size, so an object the size of a paper clip moving with even a small velocity has a de Broglie wavelength that is utterly miniscule. And there is a nonzero probability that quantum tunneling would permit me to walk through a wall; the problem is that the probability is so infinitesimal that I could spend billions of years trying and still have a better chance of winning the lottery a few dozen times in a row.
Basically, the rules of quantum mechanics don't change at the macro scale; they're just so unlikely to cause a change from classical mechanical behavior that you might as well pretend quantum effects don't exist.
You forgot the defibrillation effect, and Roosenstein's Third Law of Entrodynamic Physics.
Oh, you don't know what those are?
Silly twat, tricks are for kids.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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