Yeah I don't know why gay people stole God's rainbow and use it as their symbol but I think God wants His rainbow back. I haven't seen a rainbow in the sky in a long, long time.
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Then maybe you haven't been looking at the right bent angle. *cough*
Funny, here in GayLand //sarcasm// (Indiana) we see them quite frequently in the summer. Must be a sign of God's favor.
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And last time I check, God didn't have the copyright on rainbows for the promise not the flood the earth again. Other people use rainbows as their symbol. Lucky Charms? Reading Rainbow? Rainbow Brite? Care Bears?
I think that KOTTMatt could use some help from the Care Bears...
Actually, if you read the Hebrew, the word 'rainbow' never, ever appears in Genesis (or anywhere else for that matter). So, God never had a rainbow. Put that into your crackpipe and smoke it (and then actually study your holy book).
There's one outside my house right now.
You Fundies claim everything is God's, and, therefore, no one is entitled to use anything as a symbol for anything but God.
And last time I check, God didn't have the copyright on rainbows for the promise not the flood the earth again. Patent, pal. Copyrights are for written works and such.Other people use rainbows as heir symbol. Lucky Charms? Reading Rainbow? Rainbow Brite? Care Bears? Hah! Exactly.
Yeah I don't know why gay people stole God's rainbow and use it as their symbol [...] Probably because God wasn't using it. It's not exactly a rip-off like the Darwin fish.
Please, somebody should explain this idiot what symbol means, how rainbows are formed, and, more important, that the gay rainbow is PAINTED. God is all powerfull, he doesn't need idiots like you to do his job. Come to Belgium, where there are rainbows all the time. Maybe it will make you change your mind.
I haven't seen a rainbow in the sky in a long, long time.
When you haven't seen a rainbow, here are some instructions how to make one:
- Go into your garden.
But as you are obviously a fundie christian, the next step is:
- Panic because you have sinned greatly (by claiming the rainbow which is "god"'s own property). Fall to your knees and repent, otherwise you will burn in hell. But first close the valve of the water hose before repenting, otherwise you are in danger of getting very wet.
Why not? Do you live in the Atacama or something?
Rainbows are still as common as they ever were, dude. As the previous poster wrote, it's easy to make your own small version.
Three things during 2012:
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Queen Elizabeth II's Diamond Jubilee celebrations; even in summer, it's not uncommon for we in the temperate UK to have rain. Did it dampen people's enthusiasm at the above event, some of whom had camped out for days so as to get the best places? Far from it. As indicated above, after a rain shower, the sun came out. Therefore...!
2- The 2012 London Olympics. A case of 'Where did it all go [i]right[/i]?!'
3- The Church of England dropping it's opposition to same-sex marriage, thus legislation was passed: the Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Act 2013.
The fact that Rainbows are now in the Public Domain is the least of your problems, Matty-boy.
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