I'm well aware of the ol' "alien anal-probe" from movies to TV shows, cartoons etc.... I've read many reputable books on the subject of UFOs and Aliens and I have NEVER, that I can recall, come across any account of an anal-probing. Maybe those reports are out there but I haven't seen them.

I believe in aliens... and I'm not totally against the idea that humans have been 'abducted' by aliens before. But I think the majority of abduction-type events are government operations... and those guys are all about anal-probing!