show me one scientific text that was written by God
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Oh for fucks sake...
Why do these morons seem to act as if they think the Bible was written directly by God? Like, he picked up a pencil and just started writing things down?
The KJV didn't fall out of the sky and hit King Jame's square on the forehead; it was... translated! by various people of that era, and it's not a good translation either.
For those unfamiliar, AngryNotice is one of those "science skeptics" who thinks science is a joke, and he argues that unless God had a hand in it, science shouldn't be taken seriously.
See his comments on gravity posted here at fstdt.com:
Well, you got us there. Is there egg on our faces or what? Though I don't think God has much of a history of submitting his work for peer review, to be honest, so I don't think it's such a big deal.
"show me one scientific text that was written by God"
This challenge can be made by both sides. The response, of course, is null.
So what's your point? God let millions of us die from the Plague instead of telling us about molds that produce antibiotics to cure us? God watched our homes and churches burn down instead of telling us about a simple rooftop copper rod that could have saved us? God let children spend their lives in iron lungs paralyzed from polio when he could have shown us how to make a vaccine?
God didn't give us any scientific texts. Explain why that should be to His credit and why you should be proud of that fact rather than discouraged or angered by it.
"Show me any part of the Bible written by God."
As to the actual post, there aren't any because scientific text goes against everything God is...namely being REAL.
I thoght it was established at some point that AngryNotice was Poe, but maybe it wasn't. I think we need a list of known Poes and Poelike entities.
Currently I'm suspecting Follower and Esther are performing some kind of cooperative Poe stunt while trying not to get caught. %-)
Humans invented language. god fucked it up with the babel thingy, according to the fairy tale.
Shit, god couldn't even handle basic taxonomy, he needed Adam to do that, according to the fairy tale.
Since "Respekt my authoriteh!" seems to be the gist of what god has to say, the probability of god producing a scientific text is equivalent to the likelihood of Prince Dubya doing the same.
How close to Zero can we get here?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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