How to lure a basic negroid

Before I get further into the subject, let's make it clear that luring a 'brother', as the American variant of negroid calls its species, is quite easy.
All you need is to get close to a 'brother', get its attention and then you simply engage in an kind of primal beat. Bongo drums, 'beat boxing', stomping on the ground while clapping, anything goes.

When you succesfully catch it or alternatively calm it, put it in a place you can remember. Now for the harder part. Next phase is knowing how to prevent it from running away!

To tame a negroid, you will need 3 basic things: a name, a food and a basic income your pet can collect while doing nothing.

1. The name
A negro, much like a dog, statistically responds best to names with two or three vowels. Anything you can make up on the spot goes because groids aren't picky. 'Sha-ni-qua'. See? A funny little name for a groid is as easy as that.

2. Food
Again, just like a dog, they typically enjoy being fed scraps of western society. Instead of typical surplus grade C pet feed such as dog or cat food, you may need to improvise. You see, blacks won't typically respond well to the cat or dog variant of pet feed but instead enjoys KFC fried chicken. However, because the nagger lacks self control, you will have to stop the dindu from possessing full access to your supply of 'groid feed'.

3. The basic income
US Dollars and Swedish Kroner works best.