The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth. The lower species are here for our use. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet -- it's yours. That's our job: drilling, mining and stripping. Sweaters are the anti-Biblical view. Big gas-guzzling cars with phones and CD players and wet bars -- that's the Biblical view. Producing oil isn't so bad for the environment anyway. During World War II, our boats were going at breakneck speed to get oil to England (what with the war and all). There were oil spills everywhere. Half the beaches in the United States were slathered in oil. Six weeks later all the birds were back.
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Six weeks later all the birds were back
Let me correct that sentence for you
Six hours later all the birds were black
I was about to call Poe, then saw who was being quoted. The same pit bull who commented that Dr. Tiller's murder wasn't murder because after all, he'd only been 'terminated in the 203rd trimester'.
Considering the source and all that...
If God built you a beautiful house, do you think that would mean that he wanted you to shit all over the floor?
Using religion to justify your selfish and wasteful habits is sickening.
I started to reply to the comment about raping the planet by saying "this person sounds like that nutbag, Ann Coulter." Then I looked below and saw that it was Ann Coulter!
I guess she never actually read the NT: "Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go [and] sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come [and] follow me." (Mat. 19:20)
BTW, people came back to NOLA 6 weeks after Katrina, too. That doesn't mean everything was peachy again.
@Doubting Thomas: My pet hypothesis is that Ann Coulter's a robot with a malfunction that keeps her brain stuck in Mode: IRL Troll. The funny bit is, if she'd just upgrade to more energy-efficient components, she wouldn't overheat with OUTRAEG all the damn time =P .
I'm very tempted to call Poe. Regardless of the track record, this is not simply stupid- it's kind of coherent. People who think that birds appear spontaneously six weeks after an oil slick generally can't explain their views this clearly.
Plus, "Sweaters are the anti-Biblical view." Come on- that's just a little too crazy.
(my arm is in a sling so i type like this 4 the time being)
and then what happens when the earth is exhausted from unsustainable exploitation? r we counting on the rapture being perfectly timed with that moment? wow, lucky break...
and i generally make fun of PC speech, but im getting tired of hearing man this man that from these idiots...
This really sounds like a poe. I don't think God ever said anything about raping the planet.
The birds were only back because we CLEANED THE FUCKING BEACHES.
Wait...FUCK. THIS IS ANN COULTER?!
"...that's the Biblical view."
And that's why the bible is such a dangerous book and should *never* be allowed to fall into the hands of the hard-of-thinking. In your case, too late.
This would be funny except for the fact that there are many, many, Christians who believe that they don't need to take care of the planet and God put just enough oil in the ground to supply us until Jesus comes back.
I was about to call this an Obvious Poe, but then I realized that it was coming from Ann Coulter. Then I went "Fuck, this is a genuine fuckwit quote!" Yes, I agree, "cunt" was invented to describe this waste of skin.
If I hadn't experienced the walking abortion called Ann Coulter personally, I would have said she was a tool used by terrorists to make American right wingers even more stupid, but then again, that is not possible...
"God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet -- it's yours."
No, he said be good stewards.
If I told you to be a good steward of my house while I'm away and you fucked it up like you want to fuck up the planet I'd be mighty pissed off when I returned. And I'm not omnipotent or in a generally bad mood like your god.
As for the rest of your psychotic babble, if I didn't already know better I'd swear you were a real world Poe...
When I first read it, I was like, Obvious Poe is Obvious. Then I was like, wait, Ann Coulter? Poe's Law has officially been proved.
The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth.
No, it's simple: you don't dump your oil in the ocean because you don't own the ocean. You don't dump your sewage into the water supply because you don't own the water supply. You don't dump your sulfur into the atmosphere because you don't own the atmosphere. It's a simple principle that dates back to the dawn of civilization: "just keep your cotton-pickin' hands off of other peoples' stuff!"
Ann should have learned that in the sandbox when she was two and she grabbed the other kid's pail and he smacked her in the face with his truck and yelled "mine"! Her surgeon should have told her when she was getting her nose-job "you know, I wouldn't have to do this surgery if you had just kept your cotton-pickin' hands off of that kid's pail".
I believe you. I think you are right. I do think irresponsibility, rapine, wastage, excess, and wild unthinking behavior is the biblical view. Along with misogyny, racism, slavery, torture, mayhem, genocide, murder, terrorism, persecution, arrogance, zealotry and hatred. That's why the biblical view is abhorrent to me, and that's why I want nothing to do with the biblical view.
Hey look it's Coultergeist, with his (whoops meant to say she, not really) signature dish, batshit crazy.
To those who have called Ann Coulter "cunt".
My cunt vehemently objects and is now demanding an apology. It's shocked and appalled that it has been equated with this sheer waste of genetic material, next to which arch bacteria would feel intellectually superior. It further states, that not even the throes of the most ferocious yeast infection can be even remotely compared to Coulter in utter vileness.
End of transmitted message.
That's all, do carry on.
Coulter is fucking disgusting.
Guess what, dipshit? If we fuck up the planet, THERE'S NOT ANYPLACE LEFT FOR US TO LIVE. We have the one earth, we should take good fucking care of it!
Is anybody still paying attention to this shrill idiot?
EDIT: Shit, this piece came out before the 2000 election. Holy irrelevancy, Batman.
she has finally morphed from satire into caricature, and has in herself become the "essence of Coulter" - a vicious, vain, selfish, self-centered, self-regarding bitch
Ann there is a vested interest in all of us to preserve the environment. Allow me to present that which is foreign to you: Credible evidence.
Presented here is a projection of how the world will change assuming two things:
1. The world temperature increases by 4'C which at the current expanding rate will occur by 2050 in conservative estimates.
2. Governments and people around the world respond rationally to this and move.
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Note how all of America short of Alaska and Hawaii will be consumed by the desert well known already to be growing, how Mexico dies and large tracts of the coast and Florida are lost beneath the ocean. Note how your precious superpower homeland will falter and die as it becomes inhospitable and hostile to life. It has been said all the worlds people could fit in Texas, can all America's people fit in Alaska along with all the factories, houses and businesses? Or will you beg the Canadians for mercy to live on their land?
According to another scientist in the same article the Cow will likely go extinct by this stage due to its in-viability in the climate damaged world desperate for a little lebensraum. Will the USA go to war for lebensraum? One country once did, it did not end well.
Or perhaps something that's already happened Ann? How about the Exxon Valdez spill that devastated the humble Alaskan small town around Prince William Sound and reduced it to ruins by poisoning the fish to the point where fishing is still largely impossible there and oil can still be found by digging on the beaches? Exxon only ever paid a pittance, some $500 million of the $5 billion awarded by the courts to all those lives damaged and wrecked by the company and its callous disregard for safety or responsibility.
These are just two things coming to get you Ann, and your god whether you believe he exists or not, will not save you from your arrogance!
It's people like her that make me wish there really was a god.
There's no doubt in my mind, that if a punishing god really existed, it's people like Ann Coulter who would be tortured for all eternity.
Fuck you, Ann Coulter. I get more and more disgusted with your vile ignorance every time I have the misfortune to hear it. You are a truly revolting specimen of humanity.
Get off my planet. Take 'Dominion' by Matthew Scully with you, and read it long and hard. Not that I expect you to get anything out of it... it's intelligent, highly thought-provoking, and eloquently written. Way outside your pathetic frame of reference.
When I first started reading this, I was sure it was another Poe because surely no one could be stupid enough to really believe such crap. Then I saw that it was written by Man Coulter. Yep, he/she IS that stupid.
This, my friends, is the pure, undiluted form of self-fulfilling prophecy.
Reasoning: "The world is going to end anyway, so it doesn't matter what I do to it."
Result: Because the world was trashed, it became inhospitable to life.
God has nothing to do with it. It's the mindset that the world is going to be finished off soon that is a large contributor to our despicable destruction of this planet that has given us so much. It's that mindset that we have to destroy, lest we all be destroyed. If only there was an easy way to do it.
And when all crops have dried up, the last can of food has been eaten and no vehicle can ever be run on anything left on this earth, the republicunts will realize, that you can't eat money.
Troll or Ann it is still a batshit insane post.
DIAF ASAP or even sooner if you can manage. If not, please shut up and go away.
(Truth be told, every time I read her stuff, I wish that she is a hallucination caused by bad fish. (I eat mostly fish being as I work with chicken all day and beef has been making me sick lately.))
"That's our job...stripping."
Yeah, that'd be better suited for one of your intelligence, wouldn't it.
IF this wasn't Ann Coulter, I'd say Poe. Personally, I'm not convinced she actually believes any of the stuff she spews, but is willing to sell her soul for Fox's paycheck.
Right, let's use her own argument to shoot herself down...
The Largest oil tanker during WW2 was on the order of 10,000 tons weight...
Current Very/Ultra Large Crude Carriers (V/ULCC's for short) a/k/a "Supertankers", weigh out at anything up to 750,000 Tons in mass, or 75 times the mass of said WW2 tanker, & due to improved technology in metallurgy, etc, carry more than 75 times the amount of oil than the WW2 tanker would carry...
(Incedentally, there have been proposals for a 1,000,000 ton ULCC, but at present, no single dockyard can construct it, & even if multiple dockyards could build sub-assemblies, a purpose built final assembly facility would cost several billion dollars, & approximately 10 years to construct...).
As a result any disaster involving a modern "supertanker" would be at least 75 to 100 times, worse to the enviornment, than the WW2 tanker equivalent she mentions...
Huh? "rape the planet"? Are you sure it wasn't reap ? Oh, and I'll need several citations for that six week recovery statement.
From the Bible: "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth." 29 And God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit; you shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food."
If you destroy "every green plant" then the beasts have no food, and you have negated God's plan. Bad you!
"God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet -- it's yours."
Biblical citation seriously fucking needed.
Then again, Ann Coulter. God-tier troll.
You are a sick, depraved pile of raw retardation, Ann. Are you actually serious? I mean, you'd think so, but after hearing your opinions about the Middle East, maybe not...
Conservation is about leaving something of this poor fucking planet for our descendants, seeing as god didn't give himself the foresight to build more habitable planets just a stone's throw away from Earth.
Typical god inefficiency. The silly fool couldn't even design a decent universe.
Look, I don't give a fuck for cute animals and lush forests.
But given that natural resources are necessary for our production process, I do demand that we manage them carefully.
Sawing the branch we're sitting on is not unethical, it's plain stupid.
And please stop using the Bible as a valid argument.
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