Cockblocking sluts deserve the absolute worst
They deserve to be called out for what they exactly are - insecure whores that lock their beautiful friend from the compliment of a classy and eloquent gentleman. Death? Absolutely not. They deserve the key to a cage that they are being locked into to be sewn inside their mother and unless they kill her, then they will be stuck forever, that's what they deserve.
A man can simply not handle one dime and two additionsl demons orbiting around her, would I had lived in the 12th century then I could just unseathe my sword ( a katana) and show those sluggish sluts my superior sword knowledge, but sadly this does not happen in modern times. I guess I was destined to be with an ugly 300 pound lardo whilst im the finest of gentlemen.
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"would I had lived in the 12th century then I could just unseathe my sword ( a katana) and show those sluggish sluts my superior sword knowledge,"
I somehow doubt that you superior anything knowledge.
I have to wonder how many of these "incel" posts are serious and how many are Poe's and trolls seeking to discredit our favorite whiny manbababies?
If it's the latter, I fully encourage this!
Edit: Well hey, if he dates a "300 pound lardo" at least he'll have something in common with her; they'll both be the same weight.
I always have to laugh at "incels" and "Nice Guys"TM whining about women being "shallow" while being utterly superficial themselves.
Dude, you aren't really a "gentleman" if you want to hit unarmed women with a sharp instrument, be it of Japanese origin or not.
@Mister Spak:
Somehow his "superior sword knowledge" doesn't include the fact that katanas weren't really a thing until the 14th century. Make of that what you will.
Oh, it's weight that's your problem? You have a choice, stew in your own misery, or lose half that weight. I didn't say it would be easy. But nobody in this world "owes" you any sex, so if you think it's worth having, then maybe it's worth dieting. See a medical specialist.
"A man can simply not handle one dime and two additionsl demons orbiting around her, would I had lived in the 12th century then I could just unseathe my sword ( a katana) and show those sluggish sluts my superior sword knowledge, but sadly this does not happen in modern times. I guess I was destined to be with an ugly 300 pound lardo whilst im the finest of gentlemen."
Oh come on, this one is so obviously shitposting.
First off, you are no gentleman.
I had lived in the 12th century then I could just unseathe my sword ( a katana) and show those sluggish sluts my superior sword knowledge,
Sorry, there's a lot more to "superior sword knowledge" than playing some video game. If you put the game controller down, come out of the basement, and walked around the block, then you would get some color to your skin and drop some weight. You will also find that sunlight and exercise will help with depression and you just may catch the eye of someone.
I believed a slut had sex the more possible.
As for your sword fantasies, please check in the nearest LE.
I can't decide if "sword" is supposed to be a euphemism or not. I'm leaning towards "yes", but... it's hard to tell.
Anyway what I'm getting out of this post is "waaah, I'm insecure and can't bear the thought of talking to women when there might be other people around to mock me, therefore we should all belittle them into not taking their friends out on social activities". Assuming this is genuine, my advice would be to look into your obvious issues dealing with people in a social setting first, then worry about getting laid.
First, in the 12th century, you likely would have been in Europe, therefore no katana for you (as A: you weren't Japanese and B: even if you were, odds are you weren't Samurai caste and C: wrong century). As to your superior sword knowledge, an extensive watching of Bleach doesn't count. I'd wager you've never had so much as a single lesson. I'm no expert, but that year of SCA practice and a year of Fencing in college makes me more of a swordsman than you'll ever be.
Also, "the finest of gentlemen" wouldn't be wishing death on others simply because their advances were rejected. A gentleman has some degree of class and grace. Things you are severely deficient in.
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