Nothing is worse than those HEAD ON commercials.

To make matters worse they try and mock the public by making fun of widespread hatred of HEAD ON commercials.

I cannot reach for the remote control fast enough when those commericals come on.

I keep wondering if this is some CIA plot to find something on TV that repulses people so much they instinctively react by turning the channel or pushing the OFF button. It provokes the kind of hatred I usually reserve for people like Bin Laden.

I hope they never hire people to hand out their product on the streets, Im afraid I might apply my fist directly to their foreheads and knock them out cold!

FIST ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD!!!!