Me and my husband is thinking about having a baby, but hestitate, because his brother (which we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay. Might this affect the baby? Is there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments I can eat to make sure my child is pure? Thank you for your help, don't know what i'll do without you
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Well, your husband is clearly only half of a gay at worst, and you being 100% straight, so your child would be only a quarter of a homo. So with a bit of real education with whips and belts used properly (once a day, at least), your child will obey your order to spawn more of god-obeying children. There is no thing called personal freedom or individuality, get that point across, and you will raise a child a can be proud of!
For "medicaments", which I assume is supposed to be "medication", I suggest large doses of sleeping pills followed with a bottle of Wild Turkey. Failing that, perhaps some Draino.
Okaaaaaayyy....I thought the official fundie position was that homosexuality was a choice, not something you were born with, because then that would make it <GASP!> part of God's plan.is , in fact, genetic.
"Me and my husband is thinking about having a baby,"Your grammar stinks.
"but hestitate, because his brother (which we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay."
So, you don't have any contact with the brother, but you presume he is gay. That's very wise. With no evidence, presume homosexuality.
"Might this affect the baby?"
Indeed it might. The baby will grow up in a disfunctional family where is father and uncle have no contact whatsoever.
There is a significant inheritable componant in homosexuality. Your baby might grow up FABULOUS!
"Is there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments I can eat to make sure my child is pure?"
I understand Ivory soap is 99.44% pure, you might try washing you mind with that.
Don't worry. Your child will be born pure and will stay that way until you start screwing him/her up with religion and bigotry.
"Thank you for your help, don't know what i'll do without you"
No charge.
Much better, if you´re so insecure of EVERYTHING in life, better not live. And by the way, I don´t think that gays were made by junk food.
friikii there is nothing you can take the will prevent your child form becoming a raving, slavering, child raping, homo...don't do it God commands you not to reproduce this is your sacrafice to God.
All comments in this post are only to be applied in the event that friikii is a native speaker of English. As she posted only once in that CF thread, I have no clue whether this is true or not.
And is "medicament" a word?
Firstly, on two occasions you should use "are" not "is" to avoid sounding simple, and secondly, please I beg of you do not reproduce.
Sounds like troll(frikii?), and, are you admitted that homosexuals have inherited their conditions, that are NOT SINNERS?, please, make up your mind.
Anyone who responds to this is just being baited, and you've fallen for it 100%
I hate to tell you this, but your husband has recently been tested and came up positive for "TEH GHEI". Any children he has will also be infected with this debilitating disese. Sadly, there is no cure. I'm sorry.
I still think friikii is a troll. But she got a live one to answer her on CF (J3sus is my lord - same thread): homosexuality is not an inherited trait. That is a lie that the devil made up and has put into this world system that is controlled by him and his kingdom. They lie to everyone and tell them that homosexuality is an inherited genetic thing, or whatever, but in truth its not. Being a homosexual is a CHOICE to indulge in wickedness, sin, carnal desires, sexual immorality, and impurity.
See, calling "Troll!" has lost all meaning when dealing with fundies.what demented shit some troll could splurt out, it will always be equaled... nay, surpassed by the full-force insanity of the actual fundie-freaks.
Why would you even care if your baby was a homosexual? Chances are, your child wouldn't be a homosexual anyway. You shouldn't have kids because you think homosexuality is heriditary, and you are very ignorant.
Yeah.. it has to be a troll. At first, I was a little scared.. had to go read the actual thread.. see if there was anything that could have prompted it.. There wasn't. Had me fooled for a while though.
"Me and my husband [sic] is [sic] thinking about having a baby, but hestitate, because his brother (which [sic] we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay. Might this affect the baby? Is [sic] there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments [sic] I can eat to make sure my child is pure? Thank you for your help, don't know what i'll do without you"
Jeebus: That's quite a severe case of [sic]ness there, isn't it?lots of people whose speech and writing patterns are every bit this bad and worse, generally people at the lower end of the economic spectrum. I don't know why this should be so, since they supposedly went to the same public schools as anyone else, but it is desperately frustrating as well as heartbreaking to see/hear it.
~David D.G.
I'm afraid there is nothing you can do, your child will turn out gay and there is not one thing you can do. im afraid you must shun your child for eternity, and hope your child will enjoy burning in hell lol
you are fucking stupid , I hope to GOD that your child is gayer then grape soda ! Thats right , did you know grape soda makes you gay ! True , just like jesus can make you happy ! yes I know why all u bible thumpers are happy , ignorence is bliss !
"because his brother (which we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay. Might this affect the baby?"
Step out of your trailer, pull a curler out of the front of your hair and wave it back and forth three times at the full moon while chanting "Jeebus, Jeebus, Jeebus". Do this for about half an hour and your baby should be fortified against those God hatin' homersecshuals!
There are lots of precautions you could take- the Pill, condoms, the coil, stop having sex. Anything to stop you and your husband having children and inflicting your warped views on it. By the way, were you asleep during grammar lessons?
Definite troll. Think about it. Half of the words are "presumably, precautions, hesitate, etc" and perfectly correct grammar, while the other half is "medicaments," and blatant murder of the rules of grammar. The tone goes from intelligent to stupefying, and back again.
Yes, that's right. Because it's contagious. Douche.
maybe you shouldn't get drunk while ur pregnant. i hear that hurts the baby. i know, i know, it'll take away from your slut impulses, but hey, i hear lesbians like that kinda stuff
" Is there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments I can eat to make sure my child is pure?"
At least you're taking homosexuality seriously, and not thinking of it as some horrific fad.
#267598 - AIDS is not a homosexual disease
friikii - I sincerely hope you're a troll, if not do the human gene pool a favor by removing yourself from it.
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That should be #267958
Yeah, ok, not TOO obvious a troll. Seriously, do they not say enough funny things that people feel it necessary to troll and invent things to make fun of? Oh brother.
My stupid people senses are tingling!
Seriously guys, I'm a descendant of a gay guy. That means I have a bit of gay blood in me!
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Nah.
Ark
don't worry about genes, your son will be normal, like any other boy but, the if your boy or your husband brother is gay is because he want to be gay not because is something wrong with the gene. think about and remember to love you child.www.prescriptionmedsonline.net you will find alot of info.
Don't reproduce. Not because of any chanced of spreading TEH GHEY or anything, but because if you're going to judge a child before it's even CONCEIVED, you don't deserve it. Hand in any children you currently have and your ovaries to the nearest Child Services center.
This is so full of fail and homophobia (as well as syntax errors and grammatical errors) that it makes me want to puke.
Keep "hestitating", friikii. That's best for the gene pool.
Nope, nothing you can do. A baby's guaranteed to come out gay. Possibly even bisexual, assuming those actually exist. You're better off not breeding.
Well, my first and fourth sentences are true at least.
Fortunately for you, science indicates that the "gay gene" is inherited from the mother. You are statistically more likely, as a man, to be gay if your mother's brother is gay. We even know where the gene is and what its' nucleotide sequence is. However, having the "gay gene" doesn't necessarily mean you will be gay and not having it doesn't mean that you are definitely straight. There are other factors.
But I am glad to see that you acknowledge that there is a genetic component to homosexuality. You are on the road to recovery!
@Blue the Thief
Hell yes I see something wrong! That's disgusting, leaving a wastebin tipped over like that. Jesus Haploid Christ! You gotta live hygienically. Then again, I'm pretty sure that's Konata on the right, so it's not really out of character for her.
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