Jesus is coming back as a 7 eyed Lamb and God the Father
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Mary had a little lamb.
So...the son of a perfect, omnipotent being, one who supposedly created the universe and everything in it...is going to come back as a freakish mutant? Best hope he doesn't land in New Zealand, he may end up as as a roast.
"Best hope he doesn't land in New Zealand, he may end up as as a roast."
You better hope Jesus doesn't wind up resurrecting in the South, then.
I mean, the poor man'll be 'bothered' by inbred shitty-shoed rednecks before you can say 'I am the Truth and the Ligh- hey, what are you doing with that vaseline?!?'
I thought Jebus was God the Father and also the Son?
Mind you, compared to that impossibility even a seven-eyed lamb makes infinitely more sense.
Ah, the famous "Book of Revelation"
"Misty", this is surely a reference to Revelation 5:6? You forgot to mention that the lamb has also 7 horns. You also forgot the double-edged sword sticking out of Jesus' mouth ... (Revelation 1:16)
And can somebody please tell me what John had smoked when he wrote the Book of Revelation? I would like to have some of this stuff. It must be really good.
Misty, do you really think that makes sense? What are you on? Did you find a stash Saint John of Patmos' leftover mushrooms? We could have told you not to try them. Anyone whose read Revelation know that it's one freaky mushroom dream. And those things can't have aged well.
The Book of Revelation could be, properly advertised, a more effective way to end drug abuse that the war on drugs or the "just say no" program.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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