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Raise your hand to the lord my atheists and ask for forgiveness?
Will you repent your sins and give up the evils in your life. Alcohol, Cigarettes, Sex, Drugs, Violent TV programmes and video games. When you are cast into the fiery flames in the devils company and you wish to pray for forgiveness then to be taken to the heavens it will be too late. Will you take my hand and join me with the Lord?

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