[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet -- we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that.
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No, Jesus didn't save the planet. In fact, he destroyed it once for no damn reason (was a flood really the best way to get rid of a few humans) and is supposedly going to do it again (ever read Revelations? God wrecks the shit out of the planet, again for no damned reason)...
"We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet"
And you fundies re-fucked it up so it has to be saved again.
"We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet"
So that would be sometime before 9 AD then. Or about 25 years before you claim Jesus did it.
Actually Jesus saved our souls (apparently) not the planet.
He did this by pissing off the Romans just enough to be crucified. This wipes out our sins by,,,I don't get that, how does that wipe out other peoples sins? Fuck he's up in three days so,,,kinda not even dead.
Oh I've heard some Palinistic shit went I ask them that one.
That's all very well and good, however:-
There is no god and it definitely does not exist.
The bible contains errors and is inconsistent.
There is no heaven and there is no hell.
There are no angels, demons and devils or satan.
The bible is immoral and unethical.
The bible is no use as a guide to anything.
The bible is a XXX tome.
Religions are vast edifices of monstrous evil.
Prayers and praying are completely ineffectual.
Religions contain massive reserves of stupidity.
Religions are huge repositories of cant and dogma.
Religion and hypocrisy are forever hopelessly entwined.
Fundamental Christianity is not a lover of humanity and is inhumane.
Christian fundamentalists display a remarkable degree of hatred and bigotry that they are unconcerned about trying to hide.
Christian fundamentalists have no tolerance of others outside of their cults.
Christian fundamentalists have neither liking, nor, indeed, a penchant, for logic, common-sense or factual evidence.
The bible promotes misogyny.
ARFAB
Love ya, Pule.
"she has said that she's just trying to save the planet"
Oh, god damn! No! That...that evil fucking bitch! How could we ever allow this to happen? Fuck!!!
"We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet "
Inaccurate. Jesus saved humanity from sin . That is not at all the same thing as saving the planet from destruction at the hands of humanity .
Also, Jesus didn't exist and, therefore, did not save anyone from anything.
**sigh**
Yet again...
Global warming is a fact, even the scientist who say it is not man made cannot ignore the fact that it exists. However, even if global warming is just part of the natural planetary warming/cooling cycle, you cannot tell me that pumping metric tonnes of pollution into our environment is good for us. Or do you think our cities look beautiful with that yellow haze hanging over them.
"We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, "
They apparently didn't do a good job at it.
Confused?
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