(Said in a thread about homosexuality, to a practicing Buddhist)
[Let me understand this: A population that is a minority, that is usually stereotyped as weak and effeminate, is overpowering you and the church that is the majority? Really?]
Actually satan has overpowered the liberal wing of the church. He is quite powerful. According to what I believe, he rules over your religion.
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"According to what I believe, he rules over your religion."
... Satan is a character of your religion. That being said though, if your satan is one that advocates peace,moderation and liberation of suffering, now that's a buddhist kinda guy!
How convenient. Well, MercyBurst, then the trickster Loki rules over your religion, making it inherently false. 1-1. Your move.
"According to what I believe, he rules over your religion."
And that's exactly why your opinion of other beliefs is not worth a gnats fart.
lol.. what's up with the ratings?
and, uh, this guy's dumb. yeah.
So, Satan is a Buddhist? Then I must be one of his demon-helpers. Excuse me while I go collect my three-pronged stick.
Sometimes I begin to wonder if fundie heaven is worse than hell.
"Actually satan has overpowered the liberal wing of the church."
ER, what bout ..."and the gates of Hell shall not prevail against it" - Jesus speaking to Peter. Or does that only apply to the Catholic Church?
Brilliant riposte from the Buddhist...and I notice MessyBurst immediately changed the subject.
No bet, NonProphet, sorry.
Every time I read a quote from this one, I am reminded of what a fitting screen name she has - as in whatever mercy and humanity she might have once had since has bursted and she is now nothing but an ignorant, mean-spirited bitch.
Drink your Ovaltine! I command it!
Actually Mercyburst, I don't rule over Buddhists. You first stone-casting failures of Christiandom give me enough to do. PS: BOO! And oh yeah, MUHUHAHAHA! My public expects it, and it never gets old. Yeah, right.
Brilliant riposte from the Buddhist...and I notice MessyBurst immediately changed the subject.
@Puck: Surprise surprise surprise--they closed the thread at the behest of the OP.
And who was the Original Poster?
Mercyburst.
The plot thins.
So typical. Scream persecution, cut the opponent down by shrieking about the taint of Satan on them, and then run away, whining how everyone picks on them.
"Satan has overpowered the liberal wing of the church."
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What the everloving FUCK?
"He is quite powerful."
"According to what I believe..."
"...he rules over your religion."
I swear, I think I saw a movie called MercyBurst in the adult section of my local video rental place. Right next to "Naughty Nuns."
And according to me, he should be God, if he's able to make 99% of the people in the world to turn to him, according to your logic.
The only good religion based in any form originating from christianity I've found, is a totally fictional one. it may be found in David Webers March to the stars, seas, and up country series. It basicly says, that the angels in heaven, metatron and the like, rebelled and imprisoned god, and that lucifer and his followers were the loyalists who tried to free god but failed and had to retreat to, what is called, hell. I can't really make a point with this, but it's still amusing.
And according to Buddhism, your religion is founded by a brilliant teacher, but populated by cacti-hugging idiots.
And kudos to the Buddhist for pointing that out.
I can't Stop laughing,really give this guy a medal or something.
“Actually satan has overpowered the liberal wing of the church.”
“He is quite powerful.”
“According to what I believe, he rules over your religion.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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