"I think animals are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain."
I've learned to never trust anyone who doesn't like animals (after all, it's one of the reasons why the lady in my life fell for me; that, and we both like manga & anime). Animal-hating fundies are stupid, mindless subhumans who have no brain. And therefore have no right to be respected, never mind trusted.
"Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear dogs barking."
Didn't you know, Sky77?
All Dogs Go To Heaven.
"How can heaven be a good place if it doesn't have fluffy little kittens?"
RAmen to that. His Noodlyness will ensure there's plenty of canines & felines to provide all those Touched By His Noodly Appendage, whilst partaking of the beer volcano & the output from the stripper factory, with love & lols (especially teh kittehs).