So, we're gonna blow up over some ancient Delaware-tribe Two-Spirit nuptials?
Also, I always saw the Sodom-Gomorrah story as being about a couple of cities being God-nuked because literally every single citizen was a nightmarishly violent, selfish, perverted, sicko psychopath who enjoyed rape, murder, theft, selfishness, brutality, torture, beating up people, animal cruelty, etc....not an anti-gay thing.
Likewise, I never saw Eve as a temptress or "Female Bible Villain". I saw her as a total innocent who simply felt like having a fruity snack. Also, that she & Adam are equally culpable.
When you're a young kid, you see stuff in the Bible with different eyes.