Hytolio #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How come atheists can't realize that God's existence can't be proven because he is too gorgeous and beautiful?
Atheists often demand concrete proofs so that they may believe God. Often, they imply that they want some sort of visual manifestation of God before their very faces, convincing them of the divine glory and mystery of the Lord. However, that cannot happen because God's true form is far too beautiful and potent for mere mortals to behold; since God well knows of this circumstance, he never avails himself the opportunity of directly displaying his majestic splendor and radiance, thus preventing mankind from experiencing any physical or mental shocks from such exposure.

In other words, God is like a topless woman. Women, with all of their exquisite bodily grace, replete with refined and elegant curves, endued with glamorous and comely natural proportions, are far too beautifully stunning and attractive to behold with no barriers. The feminine mystique and pulchritude of the breasts, combined with all of the other gorgeous parts of a woman, are too much for the course of mundane affairs and would doubtless lead to traffic accidents, and other gratuitous distractions if fully exposed to the world. For this reason, we have laws that prohibit the complete bareness of the female figure, making toplessness illegal.

God's beauty far surpasses that of women so his visual manifestation would have extremely dire ramifications on the thoughts and actions of mankind. Atheists, you will not get a convincing and cogent proof of God's existence. Instead, you have to rely on the primary and secondary accounts of the works and life of Jesus Christ to gain the faith necessary to convert to theism.

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