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For instance, atheism can’t even answer a simple question like, “which came first the chicken or the egg?” Whereas the Bible teaches that on the fifth day God created the chicken. If atheism can’t even answer a simple question like that, why would anyone trust it further?

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old comment by Not_You

That's a philosophical question about causation, dipshit. It's not a simple question, and the point is that often a correlation doesn't mean one caused the other.

Like, say, atheists are more likely to understand evolution. Are they atheists because they do, or are people smart enough to understand evolution more likely to not be fundies?

The Bible teaches fundies to believe everything mindlessly, and therefore pondering chicken-egg scenarios is a little out of your league.

There are plenty of rational people who are able to balance a non-literal interpretation of the Bible with reality. You are not one of them. Why would anyone trust you on matters of theosophy?

old comment by Impotent God

and on the 5th day i became hungry and created the chicken,and it was good.
and on the morning of the 6th day,remembering the chicken,i snapped my fingers,lo and behold! something white fell out of the chickens ass which i also ate,and it was good.
knowing the future,i was sure to embed a memory of this into my followers to awaken in their minds in the end days.
when one utters the phrase "what came first,the chicken or the egg?" it shall divide my children,separating believers and non believing liars,and this will prove who is rightous,and who is swine.
once the unbelievers......fuck this shit,im making some fried eggs.
uh oh,i didnt plan ahead i forgot to create a frying pan when i woke up,those damned satanic drugs ,screwing with my mind

yes i take drugs so the fuck what,how else do you think id be able to write a masterpiece like the bible? only problem tho is once humans got their hands on it,and actually believed it,well lets just say it was a slippery slope,leading to ignorance,hate,bigotry,and worst of all those fucking fundies caused me to switch to harder drugs(thats why i havent been seen since the old testament times)
anyway mortals,i am sooooo sorry i caused all that trouble.

ps i love you all,but im still sending you all to hell

old comment by Jim Walczak

"If atheism can’t even answer a simple question like that, why would anyone trust it further?"

I must answer that question with several of my own...

Why would ANYONE, athiest or not belive a text that claims the Earth is only 6000 years old, when we know it's not? Why would ANYONE trust a text that claims the entire human race came from the incestouos relations of one family (i.e. Adam & Eve) when we KNOW it's genetically impossible...especially when the evidence of evolution is all around us (take a look at a dog and explain why they don't look like wolves for example...why doesn't your bible explain "selective breeding")? Why would ANYONE in their right mind trust an organization such as "the church" which, for 1500 years claimed the Earth was not only flat, but also harrassed and even murdered those who claimed otherwise, despite PROOF around 300 B.C. that the Earth was indeed round? Why would ANYONE trust the words of a man who didn't write ANY of those words himself (i.e. Jesus...there is no scroll or "book" of Jesus...everything about Jesus comes to us SECOND HAND from texts 800 years AFTER the fact!).

These are but just a few examples...the slightest tip of the iceburg, there are MANY MANY MORE! I'm not an athiest, I do believe in a sense of deity, but I have to ask, how can ANYONE with an ounce of intelligence believe all of this misinformation and outright lies, let alone do so without question when you KNOW it's wrong? We KNOW how life evolved on this planet (look up the Miller-Urrey Experiment at the University of Chicago), we KNOW the Earth is several MILLION years old, not 6000 years as some of you would claim and we KNOW there is not one thing...not one piece of factual evidence to even suggest that ANY of the extraordinary claims of your bible have any so called "truth" to them what so ever. I beg you to stop being mindless "servents" for just a moment and think about these things. These things I say are facts, not belief or mysticism...I beg you to go look them up! There is no sin in knowing the facts!

Lastly, let me ask you this...how many species of this planet have been slaughtered to extincition by "good Christians" who believe their freakin' God gave us all of this to use, trash and destroy as we please? After all, if God created all of this, he can just as easily replace anything that we destroy right? Isn't a planet Earth WITHOUT a God much much more precious? Just how many more have to die in the name of your Christian God and how much more damage must be done to this planet and all the life that shares it with us before you people will wake up and realize THIS IS WRONG?!?!

Enjoy your laurels...I don't think I could.

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