If I had athiest values I would have nothing to fall back on which would mean if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine. We all would not have a conscience to see anything wrong with that, think about it. Athiest probably dont believe in god, have sex with men and but beleive there are UFO's its your perogative but tell me that im wrong.
Darwkins has a lot of brains very intelligent but lacks common sense.
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What, you think that because your problem-wriddled holy book lays down some basic foundations of morality, that anyone who doesn't believe in it is automatically immoral? Guess what, dumbass, morality shouldn't be based solely on the belief that if you do bad things, you go to Hell. Especially seeing as some of you believe that apologizing for misdeeds, or even atrocities that you have committed will get you out of it.
Likewise, Napoleon. This is why I hope that conclusive proof for the inexistence of the supernatural never surfaces.
Then again, fundies have proven to be extremely resistant against the already piling evidence - I'm sure nothing will turn their heads in the end, fortunately.
If I had athiest values I would have nothing to fall back on which would mean if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine. Gee, that's funny. I'm an atheist and I DON'T think it's fine to blow people's brains out just for fun.
Why do you suppose that is?
Well, I'm an atheist. I don't believe in god and I do in fact have sex with men (well, one man since I'm married to him). I confess I never thought there was a connection there, though...
Athiest probably dont believe in god...
No shit, Sherlock. This statement in itself shows just how much you know about atheists.
I am an atheist, and no, I don't believe in god. I am a man but don't have sex with other men. As for UFO's, while I find it against probability that we have been visited by aliens, I think it is far more possible for that to occur than for your god to ever be shown to be real.
"If I had athiest values I would have nothing to fall back on which would mean if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine."
First, please explain what "atheist values" are. Us atheists are a diverse group. The only thing we have in common is not believing in any god.
Second, just because YOU lack the ethics not to murder people without the moral strictures of your religion does not mean that atheists such ethics. In the U.S., per capita, atheists commit far fewer crimes than Christians.
"We all would not have a conscience to see anything wrong with that, think about it."
No, YOU would not have a conscience. I, and the atheists I know, have no trouble not committing serious crimes without any guidence from your imaginary friends.
"Athiest probably dont believe in god,"
By definition atheists do not believe in a god, you dolt.
"have sex with men"
Many of the female ones do, and, just as with Christians, there are gay male atheists, too.
"and but beleive there are UFO's"
I whole-heartedly believe in UFOs. I believe that some flying objects are, at least for a time, unidentified. Whether or not I believe we are being visited by aliens from other planets is another matter altogether.
"its your perogative but tell me that im wrong."
You are wrong, wrong, wrong and, might I point out, you are wrong.
"Darwkins has a lot of brains very intelligent but lacks common sense."
You can't even spell his name, why should anyone care about your assessment of his intelligence?
If I had athiest values I would have nothing to fall back on which would mean if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine. We all would not have a conscience to see anything wrong with that, think about it.
Most of humanity is capable of deriving morals without having to fall back on "God said so" or "If you do that you'll burn in hell".
Athiest probably dont believe in god, have sex with men and but beleive there are UFO's
The first is a tautology, the second shows no correlation except to the extent that gays and women have been driven away from religion by bigotry, and the third depends on what you mean by "there are UFOs" - if you mean that there are objects which we haven't identified, obviously most atheists believe that (as do most theists) if you mean there are aliens out there somewhere, it's probably a more common belief among atheists than among theists (if it happened here, it could happen elsewhere too) but if you mean that aliens visit us, that belief is less common among atheists because atheists tend to be very skeptical of claims that don't have any supporting evidence.
its your perogative but tell me that im wrong.
You're wrong.
So before Christianity, there were no morals, ever? Take Judaism even. No morals before that?
You're wrong. Christianity is not the only source of morals ever, dumbass.
I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine.
Um, no. You see, blowing other people's brains out with a shotgun isn't wrong because the Babble says so, it's wrong because it hurts another person.
What scares me about a lot of fundies is how they think taking away the Bible will cause everyone to murder and rape each other. If the Bible is the only thing keeping a person from stabbing me 17 times in the neck, then that is a Christian that I would not want to meet in a dark alley someplace.
It's almost... sociopathic? They don't realize that an action is inherently wrong or that it hurts others, the only thing stopping them from murdering and raping is a few lines in a thousands-year-old book...
its your perogative but tell me that im wrong
You're wrong. How's that?
if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine
Wow. Your true colours really shine. In the sanctity of your own min, imagine yourself shooting your mother in the head with a shotgun. God or no god, would you really be fine with it? If you r answer is yes then you have some serious problems and should probably be locked up.
Athiest probably dont believe in god, have sex with men...
Atheists PROBABLY don't believe in god? We MOST DEFINITELY don't believe in god. What amuses me more is that in the mind of a fundie, the lack of belief in a god usually equals to having sex with men. Now, this would be fine for the women among us, but why oh why do I necessarily have to be a homosexual if I'm an atheist? I really don't see the connection.
Unless I am mistaken, the god of the bible allows his followers to rape, murder (even on a genocidal level), enslave, discriminate, etc. and is still declared the source of all morality. Yet atheists tend to view all of these as immoral. On this basis I can state that atheists generally have a more developed sense of right and wrong than that stated in the bible. Given the choice of whom I (a deist) would put my trust in: a follower of the bible or an atheist I would choose the atheist every time.
"If I had athiest values I would have nothing to fall back on which would mean if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine.
No it wouldn't be fine. What I have to fall back on are the teaching throughout my life which I live by. And by saying that athiestic values are inferior to "christian values," well then, your and asshole.
We all would not have a conscience
Not a "Fundy" conscience, that is.
to see anything wrong with that, think about it. Athiest probably dont believe in god,
They don't believe in god proving that you know nothing about atheism
have sex with men and but beleive there are UFO's its your perogative but tell me that im wrong.
You fucking wrong.
Darwkins has a lot of brains very intelligent but lacks common sense."
In other words, he was smart but I don't believe him. Fine but stay under a rock.
Well, tell it to the Israelites who KILLED ALL PEOPLE IN A TOWN EXCEPT VIRGIN WOMEN TO RAPE THEM AFTERWARDS. Or the guys who killed women because they suspect they have aborted or whatever excuse. And people like Karl Sagan, agnostic by chance, don´t believe in UFOs. Atheists are only 10% of the human population, to the most and their records, consequently, are minimum in prison. How do these Christian inmates handle with their conscience, go ask them.
"and but beleive there are UFO's"
Almost every believer in god believes also in jesus, the angels, demons, spirits, etc. And none of them are from this world. So, who believes in aliens now?
Sorry for being a bit late to the party again, but I got held up by ritually slaughtering my small fluffy bunny quota for this month, and I don't want to risk my atheist membership; I'm on notice as it is.
Now, where were we? Oh yeah, iwozere (btw, woz u? should've given us a shout when u woz ere): See, yes atheists do all this, we also piss on bibles, snort cocaine from the rotting corpses of AIDS victims, get through half a dozen sheep each day (shagging, sacrifices, blowing up for fun), make your buses run late, turn your milk sour, and let it rain on public holidays. Because, you know, without a god to worry about we can do whatever we want and also stuff that is beyond our control or just plain stupid.
It's a dirty job being an atheist, but somebody's got to do it.
More evidence that religious fundamentalism is a mental disorder. Fundies lack any sense of empathy with their fellow human beings. They believe that anyone who isn't fundy has the opposite values of fundies, but they don't want to ask since that means they might get contaminated with non-fundy ideas. It also cuts down on the empathy when you believe that all non-fundies are damned to eternal hell by their own choice. A very sick and dangerous mindset to have.
"If I had athiest values I would have nothing to fall back on which would mean if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun (So it's the xtian value which allows the action) it would be fine." (And the atheist value that allows you to be 'fine' with it.)
Atheist have no conscience. Wow. I must see the studies on that one! Please send me the links because I can't just take the word of a xtian that would blow my brains out, even if you weren't fine with it after.
"Athiest probably dont believe in god, have sex with men and but beleive there are UFO's its your perogative but tell me that im wrong.
You're Wrong! First off, aren't you even sure of what an atheist is? An atheist probably?? doesn't believe in a god??? Amazing how few fundies own dictionaries; or maybe they just don't know how to use the ones they have. Who knows. Seeing as how there are many women atheists, yes, they do have sex with men; and then there are gays and by definition (it's the book which doesn't say holy bibble on it) men homosexuals have been know to engage in sex, it's just an aspect of the people they are so don't get your knickers in a twist .. unless you're harboring uncertainty regarding your sexuality?
Again with the news-to-me expression on my face. I was totally ignorant of the requirement to believe in UFO's. Though I did see an object 'flying' in the sky yesterday and it was gone before I could get back with the binoculars so it went unidentified. So yes, unidentified flying objects DO exist! Phew! Now I can keep my membership card.
When you send me the cites that prove your contention that atheists have no conscience, go ahead and send me your sources which show "Darwkins" (Dawkins: the man with many brains) lacks 'common sense.' But first, please, get that dictionary and read the definition of 'common sense', so you know what to look for.
Huh, silly me. I always thought it was because I arrive at conclusions on morality through rational discourse and logical analysis that it beat believing in some old book which contradicts itself talking about something which doesn't exist.
And does this actually say that the only reason you don't go around killing people is because you're told not to? And you don't actually inherently realize that it's wrong?
Please for the sake of humanity. Keep believing in God. You know an altrustic nature is mostly likely a product of evolution. Survival rate increases if species work together, natural selection "sees" this and selects genes that are responsible for altruism. Then these are built upon as they are passed down through the generations.
The mere fact that you could think that blowing out someones brains with a shotgun just for fun, could be just fine,, shows that you are sick and evil.
Atheists absolutely dont believe in any gods or goddesses. What this has to do with having sex with anyone is beyond me. And what this has to do with so-called UFOs is equaly confusing. you make no sense at all.
If I had athiest values...
No such thing. Atheism is nothing more than the lack of belief in a deity. There are no values explicitly associated with atheism. Perhaps you meant secular values, ie, values not associated with a particular religion?
...I would have nothing to fall back on which would mean if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine.
So, in other words, you don't believe morality even exists. The only reason you don't kill people for fun is because you think an authority told you not to.
We all would not have a conscience to see anything wrong with that, think about it.
Now you're just spouting bullshit. Religion doesn't give you a conscience, religion is a substitute for a conscience, and a poor one at that. Instead of considering the consequences of an action and whether or not it would cause suffering, you consult only whether your favorite holy book and the authority you think exists would approve. Religion replaces your conscience with the word of a perceived authority.
Athiest probably dont believe in god...
HAHAHAHAHA!
Atheists "probably" don't believe in God?
Stupid, atheists don't believe in any gods by definition! Sheesh, open a dictionary for once.
...have sex with men...
Only the straight women and gay men.
...and but beleive there are UFO's...
Yeah, I believe there are UFOs. So do you. If you see an object which is flying, and you don't know exactly what it is, then it's a UFO. (You know, Unidentified Flying Object.)
You've probably seen airplanes or helicopters overhead. Unless you could name the type of aircraft and who the pilots were working for every time, you've seen a UFO. If it was at night, and you couldn't tell what type of aircraft it was because you could only see the lights, then it's even more of a UFO!
Were you talking about aliens, ie, life native to other planets?
In that case, given the size of the universe, it's quite probable that there is some, but we'd have great difficulty finding out, and even if life did exist out there, we'd never be able to meet it given the impossibility of exceeding the speed of light.
...its your perogative...
Umkay?
...but tell me that im wrong.
OK. You're wrong.
Darwkins...
Darwkins? Are you talking about Darwin or Dawkins?
...has a lot of brains very intelligent...
Yeppers.
...but lacks common sense.
...says the person who is perfectly willing to shoot people in the head with a shotgun except that he thinks an authority told him not to.
I don't believe in UFOs and I think people that believe in UFOs are very silly. I do believe there is probably life on other planets but I don't believe that it has ever visited us, made crop circles, and abducted people.
And I am a straight female and thus would very much like to have sex with men.
And I do not think it's ever "fun" to blow people's brains out with a shotgun. I would not do that. Almost all atheists would not do that kind of thing either. The percentage of atheists that would blow people's brains out for fun if they had the chance is probably the same as the percentage of Christians that would do it.
We don't need a higher power to lay down the rules for us. That is the point! We can write the moral rules for ourselves based on the needs and wants of ALL people.
Blowing my brains out with a shotgun would not be good for you, because of A) retaliation from either the common law of the land, or from my family who would most certainly not want such a thing to happen to me; B) because engaging in such behavior en mass would totally destabilize our society and thus our species rate of survival; C) Because not doing so would be the right thing to do AS A DECENT HUMAN BEING!! It's not that hard to figure out.
If you had "athiest" values you would have the law and the Golden Rule to fall back on.
Blowing my brain out would land you in jail, which is bad for you. Ergo: don't blow people's brains out.
Most of us do have a conscience. It's the little voice inside us asking "would I like it if someone did this to me?".
Who's this "Athiest"?
Atheists definitely don't believe in gods, no probably needed.
I have sex with a man; my husband. There are women atheists too, ya know.
You're wrong, not only regarding spelling and grammar, but regarding psychology, religion and, well, most things, it seems.
Dawkins only have one brain, just like the rest of us (you seem to have just half a brain, though), he is indeed very intelligent and has more common sense than you could even imagine.
It's really, really sad when the only thing you have to justify your ethical behaviour is a "punishing god" that watches over you all the time.
There is MUCH, MUCH more to ethics than just the primitive "carrot & punishment". But to go into further details would probably blow "iwozere2006"'s mind.
Btw, I have met Richard Dawkins once. No, he did NOT run around shooting everybodys brains out with a shotgun. He is a very civilized and pleasant man with good manners and subtle humor, and a lot of common sense.
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