It's God's desire that we get married and procreate. Child-less couples are not living as God intented and lare living for themselves. It's selfishness.
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That's right folks. God hates love. Fuck now, but only for the kids. If you actually enjoy it, you can effectively stone yourself by jumping from a great height, thereby using the biggest rock God created - the Earth.
what makes this guy think can speak for God?
I know a few goldy people who are single, because thats what God wanted them to do.
Apparently this guy here thinks he can speak for god or something lol.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, be fruitful and multiply and all that nonsense. What genius thought that one up? Hmm, maybe some guy who lived back in a day when overpopulation and enviornmentalism weren't issues, and women needed to bear many children to ensure the survival of the community.
Either that, or your God is really, really dumb, and wants us all to die of overpopulation.
"Be fruitful and multiply" was an idea invented by the writers of the bible, who had no idea of the magnitude of the planet. The Eden story is the story of only TWO people, of course in this tale the god would want tehm to multiply. Why wouldn't he? But this is not then; there are 6.5 billion people in the world. Did you know that in Africa they multiply like rabbits? You know what that got 'em? Starvation. Good plan, dillhole.
I'm childless because of my wife's severe medical condition that resulted in a hysterectomy in her early thirties, after a dozen years of minor surgeries and procedures. She has been miserable with her reproductive organs since puberty. And she's a card-carrying member of the god squad. What did your god find in her that was so evil that he would demand children and purposefully make her barren and suffer?
And what could be more selfish then boosting your own confidence by looking down your nose at others based on your own warped idea of a warped book?
If your god has plans for a full reproductive area transplant, or he can whip one up out of dust, she'd sure like to know about it. Otherwise your statement doesn't apply to reality and you and your god can shut the fuck up.
Yea, give me a minute... hm... not here... nope... damn.
'Scuse me, syntox, I can't find the passage in this bible that mentions the names of Jesus' kids? Could you point that out to me?
Oh shut up.
If God wants us to procreate, why doesn't He make us so we propagate by throwing out runners, like a strawberry plant? I never understand this "God wants us to do this or that" - He's supposed to be the Lord of the Universe, for cryin' out loud! If He wants something done, why doesn't He just freakin' do it? The fundies' version of god is as stupid as they are.
Thank you, Alexia .
*takes a bow*
This guy is just a nut. First he called another Christian a "prawn of the Devil" in a homosexuality debate, and then addressed a teenage Hindu as "demon" several times and tried to engage said member in "spiritual battle."
The guy's insane, but he provides endless amusement, that's for sure.
I see. And what if for some reason, the woman has a health problem and wouldn't be able to bear a child without seriously compromising her own health? Or if they're infertile? Does God hate them? Well, actually YOUR god hates women anyway, so that's a non-issue.
Fuck you, syntox.
Just fuck you.
Oops, sorry, me above-I need to get used to this updated board!
Also, total WORD to what Redhunter and PhantazyElements said. And I also think that this whole belief that humans as a race must have as many children as possible is just a foolish misinterpretation-God told Adam and Eve , the first humans only , to have as many children as possible so that the world could be populated. Obviusly, all the world already was, even in the time the Bible writers were living in as there were people living all over the world by then. So, we don't need to make any more people-Adam and Eve and their near descendants did that for us already! So BOOM problem solved, and syntox is an idiot.
Or possibly one of those people who feels guilty about having no kids of his own so he feels a need to vindicate himself by telling OTHER PEOPLE to have kids.
I discussed this comment with my co-worker, Kay. She has had full on diabetes pretty much since birth. She was told that having a child gave her a fifty % chance of going blind if she had a child. She adopted. She and I were VERY angry at the ignorance and arrogance in this post. Just before work I mentioned some of the dinkwads from yesterday, including this one. My wife cried for ten minutes, and threw facts out as to why things are the way they are. I told her she didn't have to explain anything to anyone, and that this fuckhead isn't worth getting upset over.
Condradulations, sytox, you made my redheaded, christian wife cry because she always wanted a child. Hope you're fucking happy.
I don't normally do this on FSTDT, but...
((((Redhunter, Mrs. Redhunter, Kay))))
Hmm, edit still isn't working.
I feel bad for saying that I was amused by this guy in a previous post now. I thought that the "prawn of the Devil" and "You do NOT want to battle with me, demon!" comments were funny, but having read Redhunter's post, I feel like a jackass. I'd never thought of it that way. Closed mind on my part I guess. I'm very sorry, truly.
YEAH!!!
My wife was being a selfish bitch when she developed ovarian cancer! She was being a sel-worshiping whore when she elected to have the cancerous tumors removed rather than die! What a Godless, Satanic slut! She prefered to live rather than die a slow agonizing death by keeping God's Holy Reproductive Organs that were killing her! She should have died because in those last few months there was a slight chance that she could have concieved and born a massively-premature baby that would choke to death in a ventillator over a few hours! God wanted that dead baby! How dare my wife, that selfish, evil, horrible bitch, choose to live instead! She thwarted the will of God! She is surely gonna burn in Hell for that!
And me? God, don't even start on me! I KNEW she couldn't have kids when I married her! Holy shit what a selfish, evil, heartless, bastard I am! I chose to marry a woman who could not have children! That's all women are good for! I should have kicked her to the curb the moment I found out she was worthless! But noooooooo, I just HAD to marry this woman! I couldn't pass up the opportunity to live my life selfishly! To thwart God's will for world over-population! See how I fucked God? I married a woman knowing we could never have kids so I could spend all those millions of dollars I make a a teacher in a Christian school on myself! The mansions! The yachts! The luxury vacations in Monte Carlo! Lounging on the Riviera while I count my investments! Ahhhhhh, the Godless, selfish lifestyle I got because I chose to marry a woman who could not have children! How DARE I marry her just because she is a wonderful person whom I love with all my heart?!? How DARE I!?! Didn't God make it clear that she is a worthless, selfish bitch?
(Anyone need a new Sarcasm Detector?)
Ehh...mine isn't made by the same folks who make these irony meters. So I'm good.
Really, can we get a new Irony Meter supplier though? I go through about five a week, on average.
I have been unable to bear children for the last 4 1/2 years due to a hysterectomy. I am only 29 now. I am luckier than most. I have 2 boys. I had to face the painful choice of my health and ability to care for my kids and be selfish by becoming barren or having another child and being unable to care for any of them or myself. It's been a long time, but I am still pained at the loss of ability to bear children. My husband and I would eventually like to adopt. We can take the kids of the couples who are unselfishly bringing unwanted children into the world. Not that there aren't enough of those.
So my father marrying a third time, to a woman out of childbering years*, was a sin?
(*nevermind the fact that she's gone mental now)
mjones:
Don't feel bad. This subject isn't cut and dried, there are lots of variables. I never wanted kids anyway, but I feel my wifes pain on this. Don't feel that you are a "jackass", cuz that's not true. :)
You are retarded. Also, if God is so all-powerful, and if God wanted 6.5+ billion people on the planet, why'd he only make two? Why couldn't he have MADE them all in the first place the same way he made Adam and Eve?! Why does he need all of us to reproduce? I call bullshit.
My husband and I are perfectly capable of reproducing. We just don't want to. And nothing can force us to.
I was born to a woman who never wanted children. Take it from me, it's a miserable life. And you'd inflict that on innocent children just to please your own ego? What an asshole.
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