Getting any kind of Biblical advice from N.A.T [an atheist] is like asking Ray Charles to tell you about the mona lisa. It's like asking a deaf person to describe one of Beethoven's symphonies.
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It's like asking a depressed ginger fellow with half his ear missing to tell you about the works of Van Gogh.
It's like asking a wonderfully creepy homosexual fellow with a cool pencil thin moustache to tell you about the films of John Waters.
It's like asking inverter to tell you about being a dumbass.
t's like asking a deaf person to describe one of Beethoven's symphonies.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Umm, Beethoven was deaf and he described his symphonies just fine!
Of all the composers this idiot could have chosen at random he/she had to come up with the one who was famously deaf.
Typical fundie. Can't even post complete crap without inadvertantly fucking it up even more. And while Ray Charles may never see the Mona Lisa, I am quite capable of reading the bible if I so choose. Once again, analogy fail.
"Getting any kind of Biblical advice from N.A.T [an atheist] is like asking Ray Charles to tell you about the mona lisa. It's like asking a deaf person to describe one of Beethoven's symphonies."
Lord Ashley:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ashley,_Baron_Ashley_of_Stoke
With his cochlear implant (hardwired into the hearing centres of his brain), he is effectively the first true cyborg politician.
There are experiments in medical science right now - with some initial success via prototypes - of blind people being able to see again, via CCD chips implanted in their eyes, hardwired into the visual cortex of the brain.
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Your call, inverter. >:D
“Getting any kind of Biblical advice from N.A.T [an atheist] is like asking Ray Charles to tell you about the mona lisa.”
“It's like asking a deaf person to describe one of Beethoven's symphonies.”
It's like asking a deaf person to describe one of Beethoven's symphonies.
Besides the obvious, this brings to mind this wonderful song, which is, perhaps, even more relevant:
She sits around all day on her window sill,
[Chorus]
The man of her dreams must be a bass singer,
[Chorus, bridge, chorus, chorus]
- Herbert Grönemeyer, Musik nur, wenn sie laut ist , 1983 (own translation)
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