Satan is a Master Deceiver
Ray Comfort is just "one of thousands" who twist the Bible to make it say what he wants it to say, rather than telling us what it really says — he is a tool of Satan because Satan's time is short. We've not long to go before the Rapture, and Satan is busy deceiving everyone he possibly can. Remember, the best lies are the one's that sound the most like the truth. Ray Comfort is a master deceiver, following the trail of John MacArthur.
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Fundie fight!
Here's a great example of what the bible really says:
Psalms 137:9
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Ooh... I like David's take on salvation more anyway. The whole "God knows it's tough," thing.
Honestly the whole "repentance and feeling guilty will lead you to act better," deal seems more reasonable than the whole "REPENT AND TURN FROM YOUR EVIL WAYS!!!" thing.
"Ray Comfort is just "one of thousands" who twist the Bible to make it say what he wants it to say, rather than telling us what it really says he is a tool of Satan because Satan's time is short."
Not to defend ol' Bananaman, but at least he doesn't sexually abuse little girls - unlike you Dave, you kiddy-diddling nonce.
My irony meter just burst into flames.
But frankly, I enjoy a good Bible fight. Not the kind where it's two people yelling scripture at each other out of context; the kind where you throw Bibles at each other. I have a soft, padded one for such occassions.
"Satan is a Master Deceiver"
"Remember, the best lies are the one's that sound the most like the truth."
I love it when fundies say this.
Isn't God's "truth", telling you what you want to hear, just another of those "best lies"?
And considering these fundies will never, ever, think to ask themselves that first question, that would make God the true "Master Deceiver", wouldn't it?
There is a hint of truth to this, in as much as Ray Comfort is indeed a deceptive tool. However, the rest is the result of roiling insanity, possibly it's the type of madness that runs in families.
David J. Stewart is usually, according to his own yardstick, the purveyor of the worst lies of all, the sort of lies that are not in the least believable, the sort of lies that so obviously sound the least like the truth. Although, I must admit, Ray Comfort is as adept a liar as David J. Stewart.
David, when you say that we've not long to go before the Rapture, is that not long as in never or not long as in the comparitively short time of a billion years? Or, wonderment and glorious shock-horror, do you mean within your own lifetime?
If that's the case, then someone needs to show me proof and evidence of God's existence pretty damn quickly. Can anyone show me where to get the proof and evidence? Can you David, perhaps?
Wow, I never thought I'd ever see the day where I agree with David J. Stewart. Well, except about all the Satan stuff, but he's spot on about Ray Comfort.
In fact, I would say that Ray is just one of all Christians who twist the bible to make it say what they want it to say, including David J. Stewart. I haven't yet seen a Christian who admits the bible is full of false stuff, like conflicting creation stories, a flat earth, etc.
Apparently Raybaby didn't give Daveywavy a reach-around.
Now if satan were a fisherman, would he be a Master Baiter too?
And what prevents me to think that the definition that you apply to Ray Comfort, that is, that he's just one of thousands who twist the Bible, doesn't apply to you?. Wellcome to reality, Mr Kettle Pot.
30,000+ christian cults are pretty good evidence the whole shit is made up. Each of these cults have their own god and jesus in line with their own hatred and prejudices. The bible is a buffet for cults, you can find any form of hatred known to man in it and as such, it's perfect for the evolution and growth of cults.
Attention fundie fans! This Sunday, Sunday!
It's the Rumble of Self-Righteous!
Come see Ray "The Crocoduck" Comfort square off against David "Jail Bait" Stewart for the ultimate prize: Having Jesus on Your Side! Only devil-worshipping, liberal homosexuals would miss this matchup!
So get on down to the Megadome! This Sunday, Sunday!
I love it when they eat their young!
Srsly, tho, read up on the New Apostolic Reformation, which seems to be the group Sarah Palin belongs to. We need to start going to political q & a sessions and ask all candidates if they believe in demons. Make 'em say it on camera.
Oh, no. No. Don't you go lumping Ray Comfort in with US, now. He's one of YOURS, through and through.
Why do you need some guy to tell you what the bible says? Can't you read? Plus if the outcome of this end-of-days holy war of yours is decided already then if you know about it, then surely satan must know too. My question is: given that he knows he will lose, why does he still bother trying?
According to Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts (1979), an Assyrian clay tablet dating to approximately 2800 BC was unearthed bearing the words "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common."
Yup, we're getting close to the end of the world! Any millennium now...
Ray Comfort sounds like truth? It's utter gibberish, what he's saying.
I'd say he's "one of billions" who twist the Bible. Every single believer twists the words to fit him or her, and most unbelievers do too.
Don't you twist the words of the Koran to fit your means, Davy dear?
'Remember, the best lies are the one's that sound the most like the truth. "
I would have said the worst lies are the ones that sound most like the truth. But then, I'm not a Fundie.
"Satan is a Master Deceiver"
...says the man who deceived an underage girl into having sex with him.
To my knowledge, Satan, Lucifer, whatever you want to call him, was never a paedophile.
But then, you know the old saying: those who shout the loudest have the most to hide.
Your call Dave, you kiddy-diddling nonce.
Guess it takes one to know one... (Re. twisting the Bible.)
If the best lies are the most convincing lies, then you are barking up the wrong tree with Ray Comfort. He sounds like a buffoon, no sane person would trust him.
Oh yeah, time is short. The rapture has just been coming on for nigh on 2000 years, any millennium now it might happen...
Satan has only killed about 10 people, and he feels left behind, as God has some 2 million bodies on his record.
<In fact, I would say that Ray is just one of all Christians who twist the bible to make it say what they want it to say, including David J. Stewart. I haven't yet seen a Christian who admits the bible is full of false stuff, like conflicting creation stories, a flat earth, etc. >
I'm a Christian, and I admit the Bible is full of false stuff.
I love the fact that Stewart hates all the other evangelical public figures. He has pretty much the same attitude about Jack Chick and Pat Robertson. His definition of "the Church" seems to be "me and the five other people on earth who agree with me about every single detail of Christian doctrine, no matter how tiny". I tell you, we're not even gonna notice the Rapture at this rate.
Jesus Christ IS RIGHTEOUS, BECAUSE He NEVER sinned!!!
-And Jesus made it possible to swap places with us sinners,
so that God could call us righteous...
but, it is Jesus righteousness that makes us righteous,
NOT our righteousness!
This is applied to you,
NOT when you fulfill some kind of righteous act,
BUT ONLY when you believe the Gospel of Jesus!-
God imputes the righteousness of Jesus Christ to the believing sinner while he is still in his sinning state. This was true of Abraham (Gen. 15:6). It is true of every believer in Christ (Ps. 32:2; Rom. 3:22; 4:3, 8, 21-25; 2 Cor. 5:21). All of our sins were charged (imputed) to the account of Christ, and His righteous standing with the Father has been imputed (charged) to our account. There is a judicial transfer of the righteousness of God to the believer because there could be no other grounds of acceptance with a righteous God.
The righteousness of God is imputed to all who believe on Christ so that they may stand before Him in all the perfection of Christ.
Every saved sinner has been “made” the righteousness of God (1 Cor. 1:30; 2 Cor. 5:21; Rom. 5:21-23). This imputed righteousness is not something man does or earns.
It is all of God’s grace.
“God sees the believer as a living part of His own Son” by our identification with Him by the baptism of the Holy Spirit. We are members of His body (1 Cor. 12:13; Jn. 15:1, 5). God sees us “in Christ” and justifies us forever. He sees us clothed in the righteous garments of Christ.
Therefore, God loves you and me as much as He loves His own Son (Jn. 17:23). He accepts us as He accepts Jesus Christ (Eph. 1:6; 1 Pet. 2:5). He sees us the same way He sees His own Son (2 Cor. 5:21; Rom. 3:22; 1 Cor. 1:30). Christ is the righteousness of God, and those who believe on Him are made the righteousness of God by being “in Christ.” We are complete in Christ (Col. 2:10); therefore, God the Father sees us perfected forever (Heb. 10:10, 14).
@Lauren D.
If there is a true God, he is not concerned with "religious observances". If any super-intelligent omnipotent being exists in the Universe, then he is not concerned with your going or not going to church. True spirituality has nothing to do with ritual and everything to do with right actions coming from right motivations.
@Joy
"Hey Everybody David j. Stewart has a facebook!"
So he can waste time in Basefucking, yet he can't answer e-mails - due to 'health concerns' - certainly criticisms/charges against his own double-standards:
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Nope. No hypocrisy on your part, Davey-boy, you kiddy-diddling nonce. [/mega-sarcasm]
@#1310441
"Jesus Christ IS RIGHTEOUS, BECAUSE He NEVER sinned!!!"
Cursing a fig tree for not fruiting out of season. Assaulting people going about their lawful business.
http://thegodmurders.com/id90.html
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(PROTIP: And the ten killed by Satan were only on the specific authorisation of God himself).
As an Atheist, I have yet to kill just one person to date, nor do I want to ever.
http://thegodmurders.com/id90.html
Yet, I have done none of these things. Therefore Jesus - and by definition God - must bow down and worship me . For thus am I proven to be superior to him. Also, we Atheists are completely sinless. After all:
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"Ray Comfort is just 'one of thousands' who twist the Bible to make it say what he wants it to say, "
David J. Stewart is another
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