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Ode to an Incel [POEM]

Stacy likes to eat Chad's cum,
As it dribbles out of Becky's bum,
Chad has fucked them both all day,
They are his three-hundredth lay.

Norman sits at home and rots,
as he faps all night to pics of thots.
He hates himself but he can't stop,
because all females want Chad's cock.

Norman's doctor says "Are you okay?"
Norman cries and says "Just go away."
Deep down inside poor Norman knows,
No doctor Chad could grasp his woes.

All the while Chad slays and fucks,
Leaving behind a trail of cucks.

Sometimes women like to shout,
"I am different, hear me out."
But then she leaves to go back home,
And sends Chad nudes right off her phone.

She thinks that games make her unique,
She's just a part of Stacy's clique.
The beta male who gives her love,
Thinks he is so far above.

But oh so little does he know,
That Chad has Nikki by the throat.
Beta's fat and smells of sweat,
He is no more than Nikki's pet.

Beta thinks that he's her first,
But he knows not that he is cursed.
Nikki's wants Chad more and mostly,
Deep inside her saggy roastie.

Beta is a thirsty fool,
All females want is Chad's big tool.
Beta wants to kiss and cuddle,
But all he does is fail and muddle.

Stacy thinks as hard as she can,
Just what she looks for in a man.
He must be tall and funny and rich,
And must treat her like a filthy bitch.

Norman sends Stacy a nice card,
But all she wants is fucked real hard.
Norman's income is too small,
What can he do, if at all?

Norman stumbles into his room,
Fighting off the sense of doom.
He opens Reddit to find some thrills,
But all he gets are bad blackpills.

Fight it though he tries his best,
His hope is lost at Chad's behest.
He knows that he cannot compete,
As Chad stands tall at seven feet.

Norman posts on r/incels,
Now he knows that life is Hell.
They tell him to take a shower,
But they don't know he has no power.

Blackpills have cost him his job,
All he has is his old dog.
Now he lies in bed at night,
Thinking how to end his plight.

There is no hope, as he well knows,
As Stacy kneels and sucks and blows.
Norman knows that that's his lot,
As he lies down to fade and rot.

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