If God asks you to kill your loved one then Kill your loved one coz he is the Creator of all and he can give life to the dead ones......
Are YOU ready to kill for Jesus?
No, wait, scrap that: are you ready to DIE for Jesus? In a fire?
Out of the gene pool, psycho.
And if we don't want to, what is he going to do?, to send us to a hell where 2/3 of the humankind are going because either they disbelieve him or did exactly the same thing?. And why would he do that, if supposedly he's going to resurrect that person anyway?
God says not to kill, but its ok to kill if you think God tells you to!
Is it just me or are fundies becoming more...fundamental?
"Borg for Jesus", "Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the skull throne", and "Christian love" all in one short sentence...it's beautiful!
"... and he can give life to the dead ones"
And, yet, he never does. Strange, that. Almost as if he doesn't exist at all.
If your God told me to kill my loved ones, I'd tell HIM to go fuck himself with a comet.
Fortunately, your god is imaginary.
he can carry out his own hits - he's got the fire-power.
seriously, why would an omnipotent (etc) god need you to kill someone to prove that you love him? At best it's needy and insecure, at worst it's psychotic
If Unicorn tells me to kill my loved ones.... I phone my therepist, and ask for an emergency appointment.
This crazy fuck is a danger to just about everyone within a 500 meter radius.
And moving on from there...
"Murder and Sacrifise are both different concepts... A sacrifise is delat with relation with human and God and a murder is a relation dealt with Human and Evil...
Best exapmle is God asking Abraham to sacrifise his own son... In this context God is not trying to be Sadistic ... he is setting an example to all people of the world of how one should be faithful to God . Because Abraham gave importance to God but not to his Son he was blessed. First things First and the First thing to do is be Faithfull to "lord God Almighty"... and more over you need to understand the new convenant with "Lord Jesus"... so that you will understand will God ask you or me to sacrifise our loved ones...
God has already done that for us by sacrifying his own son... "
(At least he's consistent with misspelling "sacrifice"...)
I'll own, though, that I wonder what the original form of the Abraham/Isaac story might have been. If I remember correctly, in the Islam iteration (where Ishmael, not Isaac, is the one ordered to be brought to sacrifice), ISHMAEL HIMSELF implores Abraham to go through, simply because it's God's will. It would be curious if this turned out to be the original template (whether the one about to be slain is Isaac or Ishmael being irrelevant; it's a matter of the victim's response)...
"KILLING IS WRONG! Unless you scream "Jesus" before you do it."
Whereas premarital sex is always evil, even if you scream Jesus in the middle.
Well, I hate to tell you this, but MY god, Bozza the Great told me to kill everyone that worships the false God Yahweh. It's OK, though- you don't have a soul and can't feel pain like a REAL person can.
Bozza the Great tells me in my ear that you are a BLASPHEMER and deserve nothing but death. Bozza also tells us not to listen to the cries and pleading of the damned- they can't be converted and should be killed in any way I choose. I kind of wonder what it would look like when a person gets shot with buckshot in the head, LOL.
Maybe try a little drowning or asphyxiation? So many damned souls and so many choices as to how to kill them...
Sound a little crazy? Nah- my god tells both of us in my head that we are sane and everybody else with one voice in their head are REALLY the crazy ones.
(My attempt to sound like a fundie).
Its sad how much I, an atheist, have to lecture Christians on their lack of morality. Show me a morality system that is superior to my own, and I will consider it, but don't tell me I have to be less nice, loving, or merciful in order to be 'good'.
"If God asks you to kill your loved one then Kill your loved one coz he is the Creator of all and he can give life to the dead ones......"
So by your logic, ixolite, at some point in the future all five of Andrea Yates' children will spotaneously be brought back to life.
I say put that theory to the test. See if you 'come back to life'.
"Life is not an RPG and you don't get brought back by the Cleric in the party."
Only because we wiped and the stupid Warlock forgot to put a soulstone on the Cleric.
Now we're all going to have to run back into the instance from the graveyard, which will take
four whole minutes!
*hand cuffs the op* preemptive arrest.
dude what if it was satan dressed up as Jesus to fool you in to being a serial killer?
don't kill for god, the lazy bastard can do it himself.
This is some really, really, scary shit. This is one of those things where the IP address needs to be reported, because it sounds to me like he's alredy done it, or is he hasn't, then he's planning on it.
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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