[Masturbation can reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men.]
But simply having Faith that Jesus bought your cure for cancer on the cross makes it go away... and at the same time you dont have to gratify your flesh... because why do that to get rid of cancer when he can do it for you. =p
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Hey, whatever you like to jerk off to. I mean, it's none of my business. But, honestly, I didn't need to know. Next time, please don't share.
Well yay, but the whole "Gratifying my Flesh" solution is SOOOO much more enjoyable. In fact, I think I'll help prevent prostate cancer right now!
Jesus cured cancer?
Yeah, Jesus bought our cure for cancer, which is why we NEVER see Christians die from cancer! Well, some "Christians" do die of cancer, but those weren't True Christians because they ate sugar on their porridge.
Maronan, you know you've made that a quest of mine now, don't you?
<<< are Lutherans considered fundies? I heard some say yes and others say no. >>>
oh yes jesus, oh jesus, ugh spit on it, jesus, OH JESUS!!!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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