HEE HAW was one of the most godless and evil television shows ever produced; yet, many Christians watched it regularly because Roy Clark, Buck Owens, and others, sang a Gospel song towards the end of each show. During the rest of the show, much of what you saw was women's breasts exposed, whores laying in suggestive positions, dirty jokes, women wearing miniskirts, women being sensual, women and men flirting with each other, men looking at women's breasts, etc. It wasn't just clean fun. There's nothing "clean" about lasciviousness. Reprobate Playboy magazine founder, Hugh Hefner, even made guest appearances on the show. How wicked and sinful. The producers of Hee Haw were godless heathens who exploited Christianity to boost their ratings, and corrupted society. No doubt, Hee Haw destroyed many marriages and families with their whorish lascivious programming. The producers of Hee Haw have greatly contributed to the spiritual deterioration of America. To no surprise, some of the women who posed on Hee Haw have been featured in Playboy magazine. If you don't see the evil harm in a show such as Hee Haw, then you are not right with God!
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I've never heard of this show, but damn I really want to see it now... but I'd probably turn it off towards the end tho, to avoid being offended by the gospel songs at the end. I mean, seriously. How dare they fill my softcore porn with bible bashing?
Yes yes...*yawn*...Hee Haw was specifically conceived, designed and deployed to piss off the fundies.
Upbeat. Zany. Corny. Stupid. Soulful. Meaningful. Pretty good series.
Was it not decided here that the J. is for Jackass? HEEEEEE HAWWWWWW, Jackass!
This guy is totally right. I know that every time I see a nice pair of big round mammaries it puts me into a murderous rage. That's probably why I'm an immoral atheist, saw a few too many boobs as a child.
We need to stop talking about irrelevant stuff like drugs and poverty, because what's really cleaving our society apart is TV shows like this.
...The producers of Hee Haw were godless heathens who exploited Christianity to boost their ratings...
I can think of a good few TV Evangelists who fit that description, too.
Surely, because sex and sex interaction is UNNATURAL(sarcasm). Listen man, following your standards, human life wouldn't have survived from the 0 year of its existence.
I'm sorry, all that comes to mind is He-Man, wich I guess isn't what you mean. It's still funny, though.
By the way, have you seen The L Word?
Lack of evidence! Lack of evidence! Lack of Evidence!
And if you don't agree with me, you suck!
I am blown away by the logical force of your argument.
Michael said:
"Holy Fuck! God I've got a raging hard on after reading this post!"
LOL. me too....
Did you watch it?
If the answer is 'no' then how do you know so much about the show and why do you think you have any right to bitch about it?
If the answer is 'yes' (and I believe it is a yes) then you're just a stupid fucking hypocrite.
Either way I win and you're a fuckwit.
I grew up watching Hee-Haw (not by choice.)
I have one thing to say,
"Where oh where
Are you tonight?
Why did you leave me
here all alone?
I searched the world over
And thought I'd found true love
You met another
And thhhbbbbtttt
You was gone."
Right, because the bible doesn't glorify a man who is an adulterer and then to cover up his lovechild he: First tries to get the husband to fuck his wife, thereby cover up suspicion, then when that falls because the guy is a stand-up dude for his comrade-in-arms, he has him sent to his death and marries his widow. Yeah, because the bible never had stories about a guy who had two wives and their only value was how many sons they could produce.
Or how about a man who drinks like a sailor and ironically is the world's first sailor in the beginning of the book. This guy likes to get naked and his son likes to see his naked dad passed out.
Or how about all those passages that describe things like marrying the woman you rape and stoning disobedient children. That's what a wholesome Saturday night should be like!
Pure family entertainment that is, huh?
sin, n. something that someone besides me might enjoy
"No doubt, Hee Haw destroyed many marriages and families with their whorish lascivious programming." Name five. Go on.
Jacob: By your reasoning, no one would ever be able to criticize any television show without being a "fuckwit"--if you haven't seen it you have no right to be critical, but if you have you were a hypocrite for watching a show that you found (insert one: offensive, retarded, msiguided, etc.).
Its sounds kind of like fundie-reasoning to me.
I have seen Heehaw, and thus feel free to be critical. It was just not funny. I may be a fuckwit, but certainly not because I criticized a TV show.
I am damn certain this is a Poe of epic proportions.
If it's not, then David J. Stewart is nuttier than a pecan tree.
I've never seen Hee Haw since, well ya know, I'm in my twenties and all, but it sounds like a romping good time! All I really know of it is that Futurama claims in one episode to be like Hee Haw with lasers! It must be great!
"women and men flirting with each other"
Riiiiight...so how do I get into one of those monogamous, godly marriages that fundies are so keen for me to have?
Oh yeah...I don't. Silly me.
You know, I once saw a woman on The Lawrence Welk Show who was wearing a dress with straps, not sleeves, and she sorta shimmied around while she sang "Feliz Navidad." You might want to look into that bordello of a show too.
Not at all surprised by the several comments from people who had never heard of the show. It went off the air before many here were born. I vaguely remember it as a god-awful (but not godless) variety show featuring country music (barf ) and lame dumb-hick jokes that amused my father. I was a child then; I turn 50 next year.
Maybe for his next feat, the learned David J. Stewart will rant against those evil suffragettes who are - gasp - trying to gain voting rights for women.
"During the rest of the show, much of what you saw was women's breasts exposed,"
WHAT?! Bare boobies in Hee Haw ?! WHERE?!?!!
Dog gone it, now I've gotta go back and watch that trainwreck of a show again....
Hasn't this show been cancelled for, like, 17 years now?
Dude, it's 2007. Try to keep up.
Oh, MarylandBear, how I despise you for reminding me of that song. That alone is evil enough to justify David's very, very, very belated rant about the evils of "Hee Haw."
"Hee-Haw" was a really crappy show, but saying it's destroyed marriages is ridiculous. Oh, wait, that's right, it's David J. Stewart.
Obviously this world is too far gone for you. The only option is suicide.
Normally, I hate comments like this, but for someone like Davey boy here, I'm willing to make an exception.
Marlowe, many of us remember the seventies, you ageist!
I personally think that the evil of 'Hee-Haw' is only equaled by the evil of 'The Lawrence Welk Show', but that is because they were the only two offerings on my television one night per week. However, they did make me love books all the more.
Please let this person be a Poe.
There were women's breasts exposed, whores laying in suggestive positions, dirty jokes, women wearing miniskirts, women being sensual, women and men flirting with each other, men looking at women's breasts... but worst of all... there was HUGH HEFNER!!! ZOMGWE'REALLGONNADIE!
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