Legalism = works based salvation = road to Hell.
Liberalism = license to sin = road to Hell.
The narrow path that leads to salvation is like an old road full of holes, but when we are born again, Jesus is driving. We may hit a few holes but nothing can knock us off the road once he is at the wheel.
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Liberalism, yeah, whatever.
"Legalism = works based salvation = road to Hell."Your Bible can't get straight which is the path to salvation. Depending on which passages one reads, it says only faith, or only works, or only grace, or only works & faith, or only predestination or only God's random choice is the way to salvation. I think most theologians simply picked faith as the path to salvation because it suited their practical purposes rather than because it is any more biblically valid than the other stated paths.
"Liberalism = license to sin = road to Hell."
No. Since "sin" is an affront to a god and all gods are fictional, sin does not exist. Similarly, since hell is imaginary, there is no road to hell.
"The narrow path that leads to salvation is like an old road full of holes, but when we are born again, Jesus is driving. We may hit a few holes but nothing can knock us off the road once he is at the wheel."
Be careful. Being driven around by your imaginary friend sounds like a very dangerous choice.
"Jesus Built My Hotrod"
The narrow path that leads to salvation is like an old road full of holes
what is with the hillbilly metaphors for Jesus controlling your life? www.lspace.org )
Legalism = works based salvation = road to Hell. Liberalism = license to sin = road to Hell.
You are hereby banned from using the word "liberalism" until you can define what it means. Yes, you're not allowed to say it. No, you can't complain I'm restricting your freedom of speech; freedom of speech (and freedom in general) is a liberal value, which you think is sin.
Don't worry. You can say "liberal." Liberals believe you have a right to speak your mind no matter who likes it and who doesn't. You're allowed to insult liberals because of liberals. You're allowed to be Christian without fear of punishment because of liberals. The food you eat is safe because of liberals. You are able to afford a computer because of liberals and the computer was invented by people who rejected the conservative values of religion at least to some extent.
The narrow path that leads to salvation is like an old road full of holes...
Ha! I knew it! Even God can't fix a road!
...but when we are born again, Jesus is driving. We may hit a few holes but nothing can knock us off the road once he is at the wheel.
water: Can I help you, Officer?
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
water: I'm afraid I don't. I wasn't speeding.
Cop: You are sitting in the passenger seat. There is no one driving.
water: That's not true! I'm born again! Jesus is driving!
Cop: The driver's seat is clearly empty, and you just collided with a telephone pole.
water: We may hit a few holes, but nothing can knock us off the road once he is at the wheel.
Cop: You are thirty feet away from the road. You have smashed into a pole.
water: No, that's not true! Jesus is driving, and I have faith that Jesus will drive me safely down the road!
Cop: The driver's seat is and was empty. You are no longer on the road. You have crashed.
water: You must have a lot of anger in your heart if you hate Jesus so much!
Cop: Step out of the car, please. I'll need you to come with me.
water: I'm being persecuted for my beliefs!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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