[Asteroid killed dinosaurs story]
GOD SENT THE ASTEROID 2 SADDAM & GAMORA
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Ok, dumbfuck:
As I recall, Sodom and Gommorah were destroyed by a rain of fire and brimstone, not a single massive blast. In other words, a single asteroid could not have done the job. Assuming the Bible is true, which it isn't in the first place.
DAMN IT!God parapatriot set me straight before I would up in Hell!
John- All that, and he was still able to destroy those two cities. Ah, the power of cheese. I mean, God.
And the evidence in the Middle East for this massive asteroid strike would be where?
Saddam and Gamorrah?, who are those guys, Hussein´s lawyers?. According to the Bible, it was destroyed by a rain of brim and stone. To me it´s either a volcanic eruption or a nuclear explosion(less possible). And science doesn´t lose again. There has been room in the history of humanity for more than one disaster.
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I think he's got dinosaurs mixed up with the Sodom & Gomorrah story...
This was millions of years ago. The OT takes place around 6000 - 1000 BC.
Troll sense...tingling...
At the time of the dinosaurs, Sodom and Gomorrah didn't exist. Well, not even human beings, for that matter.
I'm pretty sure Saddam wasn't killed by an asteroid.
Also, you spelled "Gamera" wrong, and from my knowledge of kaiju films, I don't think Gamera's ever been hit with an asteroid. (Has he?)
"GOD SENT THE ASTEROID 2 SADDAM & GAMORA"
SADDAM VS ULTRAMAN! GAMORA VS GOJIRA!
That kinda clash I'd pay good money to see, and would be infinitely superior to the crappy 'Kayfabe'd WWE.
Otherwise, obvious Poe is obvious. Oh, and one more thing, parapatriot:
"GOD SENT THE ASTEROID 2 SADDAM & GAMORA"
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If we are speaking about the asteroid widely believed to have caused extinction of the dinosaurs, then you ought to take into consideration that the crater left by the impact of that asteroid is the Chicxulub crater. This crater is found off the coast of Mexico near the Yucatan Peninsula. Which raises the following question: if the asteroid believed to have destroyed the dinosaurs in fact was responsible for the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah . . . why is the crater so far from the Middle East?
I mean, maybe Sodom and Gomorrah were actually cities just off the coast of Mexico . . . having the Israelites in the new world seems to contradict a lot of what we know about history, but if the facts suggest this, then it's clear we really need to redefine a good deal of history.
So what are these facts that make you so certain that this asteroid in fact destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah? I hope you let the scientific and archaeological communities know, as this would obviously completely change our understanding of the world.
So, the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, which was probably the one that hit off the Yucatan Peninsula, millions of years ago, was intended to kill Saddam, who died just a few years ago, in Iraq? Not to mention the babble says that Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed by fire, not an asteroid. You fail science, history, geography, and your own religion. Shame.
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