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(erikthesmasher)
Female college rommate. What should I do?

So I was looking for a roommate online for the next college year. A female has contacted me and wants to share the apartment with me. As I am an incel it would be extremely frustrating for me to live with a female of my age. I have few options and if I refuse her I might be alone in my room the whole year like I was last year. All I did is study and watch porn as it was the time before I found this subreddit (I was going throught the process of becoming a beta provider, I know I was bluepilled thinker) Also one normie guy contacted me but is not very interested and I have little options. The problem is I can not afford to live alone. Normie or female? What will it be? I found myself in an interesting situation. Never had any contact with a female and now I have to live with her? One more thing I dont know the guy or the female as I have no friends. Just found them online. UPDATE- The female is above average looking. That makes it even worse.

(TheTacoBelly)
There are two scenarios here:

The normie roommate will occasionally bring over femoids to fuck

The femoid roommate will have an unending supply of Chads over, fucking her brains out, which you will undoubtedly be able to hear from your room

Best case scenario is with the femoid, after getting railed by Chads maybe one will reject her and she will be so desperate for male attention that she will let you have sloppy seconds.

(xxxdickfaggotsonxxx)
Imagine you were standing in front of a fire (involuntary celibacy) - immediately next to you is a cup of what is clearly petrol (normalfag), and a bucket of what could be either petrol or water (normalfagette). Until you tip that bucket onto the fire you can't be sure what's inside of it, but you have to choose either the cup or the bucket.

Which one do you go for?

(erikthesmasher)
Do you actually think I could get lucky? Im completely subhuman with acne on my face since childhood. All I would get is a female that is disgusted with me but has to live with me because of financial reasons. Others pay way more for rent than me.

(knajjd11)
NO female has sex/relationships with even normie roommates due to possible awkwardness, let alone incel roommates. Trust me, it won’t happen.

(lollipoopex)
god are you stupid.

I tell you how this will work out. You will interpret her not hating you as a chance to get some secks, then she will feel uncomfortable and get you out of your own flat one way or another, then you will be homeless.

Good luck idiot.

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