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Reason why being a 20+ year old virgin is death sentence

-Not a single girl you have met wanted to f*** you. This proves that you are an ugly subhuman. You have been through school and college and didn't get laid once.

-Men can sense it. You awkwardness, body language and general disposistion give you away. Other guys will not respect you thus making it very hard to make friends. Men want p**** and the ones who get it earn respect among men. Males will look up to them and stick around hoping to get their fair share.

-Women can sense it. There is nothing more disgusting to a girl than a 20+ year old virgin. It's an instant indicator of ugliness. Since no woman accepted to f*** you all these years, any girl you meet will deem you unattractive instantly.

-Parents will patronize you. They keep telling you bluepill stuff to keep you alive while deep inside they know it's over and all they can do is cope.

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