[on the new rainbow Doritos]
Ironic how the homosexual community has argued that their "plight" for "equality" was oh so similar to the black civil rights movement where "separate but equal" was deemed unconstitutional. But, somehow, it's okay to have common food items and other products homosexualized, so that there are gay and straight versions.
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Acknowledging we exist is not self-imposed "segregation" or "shoving it in people's faces."
Also, straight people are more than free to buy and enjoy rainbow Doritos, and gay people are more than free to do the same with regular Doritos. I'd probably be one of the latter because the unusual color is kind of off-putting to me.
Does that mean that Neopolitan ice cream is only for gays as well?
If they put a sports figure on Wheaties and I don't care for that sport, does that mean I can't have any Wheaties?
If I can't find my team on the new Budweiser can, them I am out of luck? What if I can't find any name I know on a can of Coke Zero?
What if you're a homophobic idiot?
I know, they should make all bullets available only in rainbow casings.
...ah, so therefore, buy a bag of:
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And become 20% Cooler ! /)^3^(\
Incidentally, here is a product that is marketed as being healthy and wholesome :
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...featuring a man in a skirt .
I hereby challenge you to go into any pub in Scotland (Glasgow particularly), and say to everyone there that Scotsmen in Kilts are Jessies .
I'll remember to place a flower on your grave. If there's anything left of you to bury, that is. >:D
Doritos have enough awareness to be straight or homosexual now? Are they secretly doing naughty things in that tight dark place?
Also, straight people can buy and enjoy rainbow doritos and vice versa.
Just because you will not buy or eat rainbow-colored Doritos does not mean every other straight person in the country will be denied the ability to buy or eat them. I know this is going to be a major shock, but not everyone thinks the same way you do about everything - other straight people are not legally required or morally obligated to hate or at least ignore gay people and everything that acknowledges their existence simply due to being straight.
@Wyzard
"I know, they should make all bullets available only in rainbow casings."
I could get behind something like that, actually. Casings being a bright, noticeable color like that would make it easier to sweep them up after a day of shooting to reload or recycle them. I wouldn't begin to know how exactly brass could be made in rainbow colors but I'm sure someone else will figure it out just for the sake of being able to do it.
"But, somehow, it's okay to have common food items and other products homosexualized, so that there are gay and straight versions."
But your choice of purchase is not forcefully limited by the store. If you do not understand why this difference matters you should not be able to vote.
Confused?
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