Now most of you may think that science can only be done by evolutists, big-bangers, or long-agers. But modern science was actually founded on the bible.
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This is obviously some strange usage of the word "science" that I wasn't previously aware of.
Oh, really now?
And Lo - one shall come forth who will be mocked, for he will be but a humble clerk, yet shall claim that time will be but relative. But verily five short of a score years later, it shall be noticed that light itself shall be warped by our heliocentric focus even though it truly be without mass. And there shalt be a great gnashing of teeth and a wailing as many try to understand his teachings. And the feebleminded shall fall by the wayside and succumb to tricksters and charlatans that call themselves Doctor, but peddle fallacies.
Andrew. Chapter 3, Verse 16
I think what Crossbreed (hmmm?) is trying to say is that early christians did try to "scientifically" (in the loosest possible sense - how many angels can fit on the head of a pin, blah blah blah) try and prove the bible but very quickly realised that this was not going to work. Reality just didn't seem to match up with the bible. The result was the suppression of real science in Europe for several centuries until the advent of the Renaissance. It's also interesting that this same scientific explosion was made possible through the rediscovery of knowledge preserved by Islamic scholars. What do you think about this, C.breed?
WTF is with these YEC's? I mean, you will not find the phrase '6,000 years' or '4,000 years' (from time of writing the new testament) anywhere in the bible, especially not in relation to Genesis.
In what sense? Galileo, using observations to overturn existing Christian concepts of the world (which were actually more primitive than the Greek beliefs that had proceeded them, but had been heavily influenced by Aristotle's logical wankery)? Newton, the alchemist? Bruno, who continued his work despite death threats from the Church? Pascal, who despite the anti-intellectual teachings of his sect, couldn't help but apply mathematical logic to everything he did, including his half-finished theology?
Get back to us on that.
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And actually, alchemy was a practice that largely made no sense. However, it did have one benefit: It classified the first elements. Know what Christians said about it? "EVIL WORK OF SATAN!"
As a matter of fact, in Inferno, Dante puts alchemists very far down in Hell.
So no. You're lying. Lying for Jesus.
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Unfortunately, it defeats your own character, too.
You forgot gravitarian, laws of thermodynacians, law of conservation of momentumism, astronomyism, and medicalism, etc. Seriously STFU. You can't add a suffix and turn a natural phenomena into a religion. It doesn't work that way. Maybe I should call you fundies Jesus-ite-ians or Biblicarianoushjdfbvvadfvsad.
Yah, the bible that describes the solid sky, how rain comes when God opens little windows in the sky, and how hail is kept in little chests beside those windows.
Good foundation for establishing the GPS network, uh-huh.
Confused?
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