Evolution has nothing to do with human life. A tadpole evolving into a frog is evolution. A caterpillar evolving into a butterfly is also evolution. Its not rocker science.
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Its not rocker science.
Brian May on line one.
Gary Glitter was a rocker.
And Asa is right. You are human if you can read this and like all genera there are boundary conditions that can't be crossed with any amount of time or wishful thinking.
Hell is real. And you lay your life down.
No one fails to recognize it Broton.
Are people really so hung up with mere word definitions they think it is a Get-Out-Of-Jail- Free card?
"look God the reason I never accepted you is that Darwin told me metamorphosis proved pigs will fly when there is the right selection process"
You don't get it. Vox Day 1 Darwiniotards 0.
Evolution has nothing to do with human life. A tadpole evolving into a frog is evolution. A caterpillar evolving into a butterfly is also evolution.
Following that definition of evolution*, a toddler “evolving” [sic] into an adult is also evolution. So your second sentence contradicts your first one. What now?
*Which is wrong. What you mean is metamorphosis, something completely different. A single organism cannot evolve, populations can.
Its not rocker science.
No, that would be more the science of motion and inertia. Or sound and acoustics, depending on which kind of rocker you meant.
@Broton of Loch Ness
Mod science was always better than rocker science.
Them are fighting words!
Originally posted by PG-13:
"look God the reason I never accepted you is that Darwin told me metamorphosis proved pigs will fly when there is the right selection process"
So everyone here says that metamorphosis is not evolution, and he takes that as evolution=metamorphosis. It seems PG has already used up his better material if he is now reduced to such silly and childish ploys. I think by now his ability to amuse is pretty much at an end.
Well, I don't know, Philip George. You got left behind by evolution, but that doesn't mean everyone did.
Tick tick tick , KUNO. The mouse just ran down again.
Is it just a Eurocentric thingy? Germans can tell everything by mere words perhaps? Freud. Butterflies will one day be called margarineflies.
Vox Day nailed it already here on these pages KUNO. Everything confirms evolution!
The margarine-fly effect is a variation of the butterfly effect, where no insect will feed on that s__t, and hence storms crop up on the opposite side of the planet in all sorts of ..... brains. Achtung. The missing brain storm is caused by the margarinefly effect.
From the country that gave us Martin Luther?
Porcus Avianus is a species of pig by some accounts and a species of bird by others. He is the missing link.
(Phillip-George(c)2013)
Been there, done that. *smirk*
Nice place to visit, actually. Though I've never lived in Hell, I'm tempted to request burial there when I die, as a big symbolic middle finger to mental giants like you, PG13.
@PG-13:
Did I hit some nerve there? Try to chill, it’s better for your blood pressure.
Just sit on your hands for five minutes and try to phrase your thoughts into complete sentences. Right now it sounds like you are foaming at the mouth. Not a very sympathetic trait.
But if you insist, I will from now on use “looser” definitions of words. So, PG-13, were you born a Muslim or did you convert later in life? Also, I assume that you are a undertaker by trade. Do you enjoy working with dead bodies? Vegemite. Did one ever get back to life, thus proving abiogenesis? Also, how were your grades at med school? And when did you decide to become a communist?
Is it because of the genes of your deported-criminal ancestors that you are such a maverick and think you can break any rule you don’t like? Yahoo Serious.
From the country that gave us Paul Hogan?
Edited to remove typo
In reiteration, Porcus Avianus is a species of pig by some accounts and a species of bird by others. But Kuno is the link missing in acton.
Update: Even a Jacobian pig remains porcine until elevated to parsiany. Metomophism defeats evolution every time.
Until the Pod People accept this formation, you remain ignorant and your scorches identify.
Aggressive federal defense attorneys know when June was the most popular name for females and why May is a verb, but that won’t help the hell-bound Collective.
I am here to emboss your salvation. Love me or die. Accretion is not an achievable substitute.
Please stop responding to that fuckface Phillip George. He's a lame shit here for the attention.
Here, I can do the same retard troll shit too: nigger nigger nigger beaner Jews. Them Nazis sure were right.
No, Asa, that's Pokémon evolution!
Never learned the word "metamorphosis" in second grade?
You've been playing too much Pokemon. When a caterpillar turns into a butterfly that's not evolution, that's metamorphosis. When you feed a caterpillar Rare Candies until it reaches level 10 and it turns into a butterfly that can shoot Psychic rays and cause hurricanes THEN it's evolution, but only in the way Pokemon defines it. The way we define evolution in real life is change in allele frequencies OVER GENERATIONS within a population.
If you'll excuse me, I have to go challenge the Pokemon League with a frog, a locust, a butterfly, a jellyfish and a crab.
Quantum, fascism, liberal, weather, climate change, german, metamorphosis, evolution.
The lengthening list of words that P-G IDiot does not understand.
Sicko, OK I'll drop the pointed stick, but it's such fun, prod prod, prod.
ROCKER SCIENCE!!
Oh, man, I've been doing it all wrong! I don't need to hit the books, I just have to crank up my radio!
@ I am the one who knocks : "So is P-G an actual person or just a random word generator that somehow found its way onto our beloved site?"
He's neither a real person nor a random word generator. He's just a pathetic attention-whoring troll feeling unloved.
A tadpole evolving into a frog is evolution.
So is a child evolving into a grown-up fool. But it's not "descent with modification", which is what Darwin actually called his theory.
Other life forms surpass us in numerous ways; but, yeah, humans fit rather nicely into the evolutionary scheme.
It's hilarious that P-G has finally fallen back on the time-honored "Boy are you ever gonna get it when you die" defense. He believes in hell because he was told to. Those who disagree are pod people.
Otamamon, evolve! Gekomon!
@ Jacobin Socialist
Oh, but yes they are. It's ignorance.
No, that's metamorphosis, not evolution. Next time, don't confuse Pokemon with a nature documentary.
This screams Edgar Allen. Seeing this is Y!Answers, it's a given. Why are quotes from that site accepted in FSTDTs?
A boy evolving into a man is evolution. A girl evolving into a woman is also evolution. Its not rocker science & I'm one booster short of a space shuttle!
@SpukiKitty : Seconded on all counts.
It's obvious that Asa is either a troll, or heard about evolution through Japanese monster cartoons.
That's... just... stupid.
Also, I'm with Kitty, will someone please permaban the damn troll already?
@ SputiKitty : You wrote:
"I'm one booster short of a space shuttle!" Since the space shuttle has two solid rocket boosters, and you're only one booster short of a space shuttle, this implies ...
... that you have an aluminum powder + ammonium perchlorate solid fuel rocket booster weighing 100 tons and capable of producing 14 million Newtons of thrust for two minutes.
Kewl! Can I come over and watch you set it off?
Rocker science? What a Kidder.
PG13 is wrong. [Baseless argument that barely passes as sophistry with no evidence]!
[Punishment my position supports][Admonition that it's the reader's peril]
AIF wrote above "PG13 is wrong"
Since I am a devote Roman Catholic and am immersed in the Holy Spirit, that is of course entirely impossible. I am right about everything and will tell every member here how wrong they are in their comments.
@PG13
Eeeeeeeeverything? Sounds a lot like you're making testable claims there bucko. Let's go with Bilbo's question: What have I got in my pockets?
Since I am a Member in good standinf of the Captain Picard fan club and am versed in all works surrounding him, that is of course entirely impossible. I am right about everything and will tell every member here how wrong they are in their comments.
Trolling aside your claim of accuracy owing to your membership in the Pope fan club is uterly unimpressive to me. Especially with followers claiming to be all knowing, such as yourself. Were I a fellow Catholic of any stripe at all I'd possibly even find that blasphemous.
<cue special pleading>
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