So, we all have to dress like suburban 1950's Beaver Cleaver dorks now, huh?
Oh...This is AMERICA...The Melting Pot...E PLURIBUS UNUM...A Democratic-Republic hodgepoge of many Nations, Cultures & Creeds...(though many are making it otherwise, The TRAITORS!)
And frankly, the only "Real True Bona-Fide All-American Culture" would involve Pow Wows, Frybread, Teepees, Wigwams, Pueblos, Mucklucks, Seal-Fur Parkas, Igloos, Ulu knives, Dreamcatchers, Papooses, Peace Pipes, LaCrosse Games, White Buffalo Calf Woman, Kinnick Kinnick, Medicine People, Two-Spirits (OMG! Teh GHEEEEYYS!), Turtle Island & Wanka Tanka....It's not "American As Mom, Apple Pie & Baseball"...rather it's, "American As Mom, Frybread & LaCrosse".